You win the internets. Game over, thanks to everyone else for playing!

OK, when I read the headline, I thought you were talking about Lindsay Lohan emerging from the teddy bear in that performance wherever it was....

You're not the only one — saw an episode of some talk show where girls were rescued by firefighters from their upstairs apartment one night. There was video of a firefighter carrying one girl over his shoulder. She was wearing nothing but a sleep shirt, and they had to blur the video so you couldn't see her bum. …

I wish I could star this a thousand times.

Or the "Women for Reagan/Bush" stickers. I made my own "Women Against Reagan/Bush" stickers.

Our puppy, for quite a while, assumed that we went out in the yard to play. She's see the leashes and be all "Oh boy, OUTSIDE! Let me pee real quick and I'll be ready!" Our carpet HAS to go.

And I was kidding too, of course! ;)

So much this!!!

Are you my ex-coworker who votes for male candidates based on who she thinks is better looking?

Mike "Fair" is an ass, and always has been. When I was in school (centuries ago) he tried to make it a rule that no males were ever allowed inside women's dorms (guess he hadn't thought about lesbians at that time). He's an embarrassment to South Carolina, and Dog knows that's saying an awful lot.

I can't believe I'm admitting this, but Capri cigarettes (it was a long time ago! I was young! I've quit!). "She's gone to Capri" with a beautiful image, no ultra-slim women, and not a cigarette in sight.

For my wedding (years ago, before the madness got quite so mad) I chose two dresses, either rental or purchase (they chose to rent), told them to wear black shoes of their choice, and the wedding was local. And I wish to HELL the bridesmaids who didn't want to be in the wedding had just fucking told me. Actually, I…

I met my husband online; we "talked" on chat rooms and MUDs for a long time, and I actually fell in love with him before I heard his voice. So I guess his voice wasn't a dealbreaker for me. :)

Thank you.

Not to mention that you can't just drop kids off at any church....

I know managers at pizza places who left management for delivery because they made more in less time. Being manager sucks. And the kids who get business degrees in college who get out and think they're going be running a fortune 500 business any minute now? They're now fast food managers.

You have my sympathy. I wouldn't wish them on my worst enemy, much less the lovely Canada!

Canada is just so civilized.

Princeton must be SO PLEASED to have her affiliated with them....

Anybody else read that first sentence as "encouraging the faithful to marry early and often"?