♬ Siiiidewaaaalk to the Safety Zoooooone! ♬

♬ Highway to the Denny’s zone! ♬

Imitators cum and go but nothing beats Original Tommy’s.

The Land Before Time. I wore that movie out when I was a wee lad, and I remember it being sad in a couple places.

But I think Wonder Woman will exploit Hagar’s weakness, which is to force him to obey the speed limit. As we all know, Hagar can’t drive 55.

As long as he has the power of Cabo Wabo tequila he’s basically invincible.

Cheetah’s super power: raging shoulder pads.

She helps them battle the greatest villain of all - Sammy Hagar! (spoiler: they lose)

The whole film takes place within the Van Halen album 1984 with Wonder Woman having to face off against the casual sexism and craziness of David Lee Roth and guitar shredding wankery of Eddie Van Halen.

Hey, it won the Oscar, so no need to feel ashamed.

To be fair, and speaking as someone who is ususlly very very sensitive about anti-mentally ill rhetoric, Yes I drive a 240...Sort of, was making it pretty clear that having a mental illness and acting like a horse’s ass are not directly related.

It’s truly unfair to conflate mental illness with being a horse’s ass.

I gotta admit,

“He got #MeeToo’d.”

Shit, I was watching something recently with my kids and it choked me up, and I can’t remember what it was. Some fucking cartoon, probably Disney, but not Pixar (they earn their tears).

“Could we BE any more lost in space?”

You didn’t even mention the Bat Credit Card. What were the Bat Interest Rates? Did he get Bat Cash Back? There are so many questions left unanswered.

I’m a huge Batman Forever apologist, but I maintain that this movie is trash. Even as a kid I just couldn’t vibe with it. BF has a weird tone too, but it wants to have fun. B&R always seemed like it wants you to feel stupid for watching it

Sally Field has the best take on this:

Inappropriate and inexcusable? It was accurate. Have some courage. Or capitulate to utterly insincere outrage, that’s also an option.