I have never heard of this “rapper” so I googled him. I’m pretty sure I now have an STD just from looking at him.

I loved it too!

But, to be fair, I’ve only gone to the theaters 3 times this year (cause toddler and no babysitter), so literally every movie I saw was my favorite. Suicide Squad was among those 3, so....probably not the best critic, but fuck it, I’m going to enjoy the hell out of any kid free time I get.

Is that what The Shack is really about? For some reason I thought it was some kind of survivor in the woods story. I’m both glad I never read it and baffled it’s so popular.
Then again, “Heaven is for Real” is also mysteriously popular, so I guess I’m just not the target audience.

Aw fuck. I was so focused on the unibrow I didn’t realize it was a picture of the victim-even though his name is clearly right next to his face.
Now I feel like a dick.

Holy Fuck Canada. You guys aren’t messing around.

My grandma lives there. When we go down to visit, she’s the only truly enjoyable part. Everything else is just an exercise in not being overwhelmed with sadness for the area/people who live there.

Yeah, but people would still have to go to Alabama. People who live in Alabama don’t even want to go to Alabama.

I’m pretty sure that this was just the one song I hear on the radio. You’re all lying when you say it’s a mashup.

This is everything I never knew I wanted.

Ideas for season 2:
Drunk/high patron passes out in reading area.

I just always think they must have maids or the most perfect children ever, because white is HARD to keep clean. I need some color to hide my filth.

If another girl puts on a black choker with the tag “90s child” in their instagram photos, I will lose it. Or at least cut up every black choker I see in the stores.

Also, I see the irony of complaining about millenials on instagram, while using instagram.

I used to avoid reddit because I thought it was just a bunch of gross bros sharing misogynistic shit and congratulating each other on being awesome. It wasn’t until my husband started sending me stuff that was nothing like this that I realized it was not a horrible place after all.

I think what people keep forgetting is that this ending was supposed to happen post-Yale meltdown, in order to set up for the final 4 words. So, the revival had to essentially make up some fake meltdowns/soul searching shit for Lorelei and Rory in order to end the series the way Paladino wanted. If this had been done…

I thought it was one winged dove since I was a kid, until about 4 years ago I was on a road trip with my Dad and mused about one winged doves out loud.

Hah! Wasn’t us, but I’m glad there’s another adorable wild thing running around out there

Dressed the kid up as Max from “Where the Wild Things Are” then took a walk through a cemetery, naturally.

Every library I’ve worked our code of conduct usually just covers soliciting. And, technically, I can’t say I’ve been proselytized too, they just tend to leave them sitting at the computers/circ desks or hand them to me and tell me to have a nice day.

I can’t say I have a “crazy” story, but these fucking things have become the bane of my existence. I used to get them as “tips” when I waitresses, and now people like to leave them/give them to me at the library I work.

The chief of police of east liverpool was on NPR this week saying that same thing. While I’m not a fan of his approach, he’s for sure accomplished what he set out to do-which was making people aware that this is something that is ruining all aspects of American life and small towns like east Liverpool don’t have the…