This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

Wow, I didn’t realize it was possible to love Ewan McGregor more than I already did.

Came here looking for this comment. I swear I am a thoughtful, sensitive human being.

This is a serious story, no unibrow jokes.

This is a sad and serious story, yet I can’t stop focusing on this guy’s unibrow.

In September, 32 girls in Chicago went on a religious retreat together. By November, their text message chain was riddled with racial slurs that got five of them suspended or expelled from their high school

That sound about right. I’d like to add:

I think we need the draft, and with extremely tight controls on deferments. Politicians should have to face the chance war will affect their own families, and we shouldn’t enter war without public support.

I have a fascinating idea for a series called “Public Library”. Episode 1: a librarian with two advanced degrees is required to clean shit off the reading room chairs after management outsources the cleaning staff. Episode two: A staff member spend six months getting HIV tests after she breaks up two homeless men…

why do racist ass white women keep ruining their hair in the same way

I shouldn’t comment on the fucking chokers, because 2015 and 2016 have been bad in rilly rill ways, both personally and politically, but I’m going to comment on the fucking chokers.

Thank you. Yes to all of this. It’s been Jess ever since that episode when he showed up and yelled “WHY did you DROP out of YALE?!” at Rory.

That’s not how I interpreted the SNL skit, and especially not Chappelle’s monologue. I think Chappelle was taking a longterm optimistic view, using the white house story at the end of his monologue as an example of a general upwards, progressive trajectory.

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Good riddance.

Omg I want to snuggle. kids are the best

“I’ll eat you up!”

Doing parenting right! *high five*

So adorable! :)

My kid is Patty.