I myself am guilty of ignoring “I don’t and won’t ever want kids.”
Always believe people when they tell you who they are.
LadyLibertine
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You should always believe what men tell you. Many times a man will say “I’m no good”, “I don’t want to settle down,” etc... and women ignore it for reasons I can’t fathom.
If Chris Pratt ever feels the need to be naked in a safe, non-judgmental environment, he is welcome to stop by my apartment any day of the week.
This picture is everything.
I’m just shocked to learn that a man who’s been making the same movie for decades purposefully avoids consuming new material.
They are amazing for getting rid of bugs. They even eat hornets and ground wasps, which I’m deathly allergic to. Plus the perk of real eggs with large orange yolks, mmmm.
When Christian Bale and Daniel Day Lewis take to the stage at the Oscars they don’t grip the statue tightly, timidly approach the microphone and beam “It came true”.
“Not more than three years between each movie.”
The scene where Carrie gives J-Hud’s character a handbag and the *emotional moment* music plays, as if something meaningful is happening.... vom!
It was like a terrible, terrible dream one would have after watching the final season of SATC then having a booze-induced nap on an airplane.
Even after I broke it off, it was a while before I realized that mine really was incapable of humanity. (Mine, an NPD, is one of those who pretends to be a little ray of sunshine to others while physically, psychologically and sometimes sexually abusing her children well into adulthood and sabotaging them in many ways…
Is mother’s day to strengthen the bond in people who already have good relationships with their moms? Or is it to make everyone else who doesn’t have a good relationship feel bad? Because I feel like if you already have a good relationship with your mom, you don’t really need a special day reminding you to call her or…
They should have aimed at his pubic region, then.
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Maybe they were trying to (unsuccessfully) delouse him?
My coffee table book of Ansel Adams’ selfies of Yosemite says otherwise.
of course they named their daughter james, it's so fucking twee that birds are jealous
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Who's the Real Idiot at E!?