This reminds me of that documentary, “Malibu’s Most Wanted”.

Maybe I should look for a job at j. peterman?

Yes. That was part of my point, although you expressed it better. If this chick was going to use a KitchenAid, she would’ve bought one sometime before she made her first $100M.

Are we sure it was not Minka Kelly who sang “Lovefool” and Leighton Meester who graduated from culinary school?

I think she means, 6 times when the nanny wasn’t the one taking care of her.

The only thing that could make this more white girl hipster is if it was Pumpkin Spice flavored, but fair trade because awareness of serious pumpkin trade exploitation.

(In)tourage would watch over and over

When this was described as the male version of SATC it told me everything I needed to know.

Damn, I knew the two worst groups of people on earth were

$150 seems quite reasonable for a sabre.

Bad News ‘Bows

I can just smell the rural (weekend) hipster life together these two have concocted with this gift list! A beautiful rustic retreat (leather wrapped decanters) with a slightly unkempt English garden (fancy gardening tools) (that will never be used) and an adorable golden retriever lab pit bull wearing her go-pro…

This is how I felt about that quote...

I wonder if she listens to William Joel.

Happy for the two, however, Brittney kind of looks like the third member of Milli Vanilli.

On the one hand, this is misguided, sophomoric, exploitative and narcissistic. The kind of exhibitionistic stunt with pretensions to art that you might expect of someone who’s not very mature for her age.

I’m really conflicted here.

Actually it’s pretty much the same love story as Twilight.

I think the message she’s trying to send is. Me!!

I was thinking the same thing but then decided: pretension.