Wait, they can’t just sign another release?

Every man wants a successful intelligent woman until they realize the reason we are successful is because we won’t put up with bullshit.

TBH, unless I know them personally, when I hear a man say that he wants a “smart and strong woman” I always translate that to “I want a woman that others see as smart and strong so that they will think better of me, but I don’t actually want her to upstage me in any way.”

Natalie Pasdar has filed for divorce

Kanye clearly wants Beyonce and has wanted her all this time. All she has to do is say the word, and he’ll drop whomever he’s with.

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

He looks like Benedict Cumberbatch mated with a fruit bat.

I think it has less to do with his arrest record than it has to do with him being an attractive, newly richer and famous person. Men in the entertainment business are rarely faithful, especially when they are married to a Normal from back before they were famous. I mean, the cheating actors and athletes are not all…

The “hot convict” is being untrustworthy? Color me shocked!

Boy, it sure is a good thing we don’t have a gun problem in this country.

I don’t know, I like the name Sir. Think of all the white men who are going to be pissed when they have to address him.

Hi Jezzies, this is a total non-sequitur but I have an audition for the role of Princess Jasmine in the new Disney live action Aladdin movie tomorrow, and am super nervous. Any advice and/or encouragement would be great! Thanks.

“ I want to do architecture. I want to go back one day and rebuild Syria, the country I lived in that’s being destroyed. I wouldn’t have had that dream if I was still there.”

The Persistence of DNA was one of my all-time fave Dali paintings.

I’m doing a lot as a public servant and jester to the American public.

Tommy Callahan? Big Tom Callahan’s son?

In the 7th grade Tommy C had no interest in holding hands/potentially junior highish making out with me on a ride at Kings Island. I was so mortified I would have exited the ride any way possible, including jumping into the arms of bystanders. Might be projecting here. Dumb Tommy C.

Jenny Slate must have a huge dick.

“Hetha Connah. Come vith me if you vant to....lift.”