Re: Uno

Lol “jeans and a nice top” has been my going-out go-to for decades now and YOU WILL NOT TAKE THAT FROM ME!!!!

ALL OF THIS! And it’s especially offensive to me as a WOC. Because guess what, you Ivanka clones, my WOC ass and my POC friends and LGBTQ friends and non-rich friends (because like a normal person, 99.99% of my friends aren’t damn rich) don’t have the fucking luxury of “positivity.” Because the political situation is…

“For now, the women are using their aggressive positivity to float above the negative press”

The second I lay eyes on it I thought, “Big mistake. Big. Huge”.

Sometimes baking powder takes us all by surprise.

Sweetheart, the beautiful coming years will bring us the fulfillment of our home of dreams, in which we will never use any baking powder except Rollings Reliable.

Everyone needs to watch this video of Tiffany Haddish taking about taking will and Jada on a Groupon swamp boat tour.

If anything fall and winter is peak Mass iced coffee season.

That’s a pretty stark correlation.

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Actually, RBG was quite the dish when she was younger, as the kids used to say:

Robe One?

Meryl Davis looks like an ice skating elf princess. And I’m jealous of Fedor, good on ‘im.

Funny story on that last one. I’m seven months into HRT and my boobs are developing way faster than I dreamed. The other day I lost my balance walking up stairs and landed (SUPER sensitive) nipple first in the concrete edge of a stair.

The father is Aubrey Plaza because witchcraft.

Did you know his first wife was also named Evelyn? Their friends called them He-Evelyn and She-Evelyn. My bet is that He-Evelyn did not find this as funny as I do.

I don’t think “she dies at the end” is as much of a surprise in German literature as it is in American. I mean, look at their idea of children’s stories.

Only marginally related, I was browsing through Overdrive for a new audiobook, and I saw the Girl Before, and its title in German, Sie war wie du. Und jetzt ist sie tot. (She was like you. And now she is dead) I think they gave away a lot more with the German title. Why the library has the book in German, I have no…