They’d save way more money and make better progress by getting rid of racist/bully cops and training whatever’s left on how to respect and care for the people they’re paid to protect.

How ‘bout a bill that requires classes teaching police how to interact with kids?

Or he was cleverly disguised in a literally any English dude costume.

Hey, if somebody’s got to do it, we could do worse than Johnny Depp. As far as I can tell, his career is mostly over, and his kids are already teenagers. If he’s willing to do the time....

“He’s a model... in Canada. You don’t know him; he goes to a different school.” - Leslie Jones

Oh, man, the guests are some of the best parts of my parents’ wedding pics. One lady came in a catsuit and also stole a wheel of cheese from the banquet.

I want to go to a Gatsby themed wedding dressed normally with a bag of Ken doll clothes and just start throwing tiny shirts at the couple.

People Who Have No Idea How To Dress In Adult Life are the worst.

What’s not fine is a Great Gatsby-themed wedding

As an ELCA Lutheran, I laughed out loud. So very, very true.

I found out about this from my dad. After having dinner with him, he sent me and my sister a text saying he loves us and not to go anywhere alone for the next few days.

In Black Swan.....oh my God. When he’s dancing with Natalie Portman. I almost pulled a Peewee Herman in that movie theater. 😳

Taika Waititi

Oh sweet mercy, these eyes! That scar! The sly, coy looks. The hair! I’m a man, but I’m feeling super pregnant now.

“Zaddy” sounds like slang from the early 20th century. “Zooks, Zaddy, it’s 23-skidoo for us and your zoot suit!”

“Pawn shop owner Kevin Haug told the AP, “Every once in a while, when someone’s weird, we look into them for no apparent reason other than we’re just bored sometimes.””

That feral girl was my favorite.

It’s kind of like when you read The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe as a kid and thought that “Turkish delight” must be something wonderful (I imagined it being like really good fudge, because Little Me would definitely have sold out my siblings for that), and then when you have it.... well, it’s an acquired taste,…

Wait, so his mom got married, lost her governor daddy’s famous last name, and then named her son “Dalton” just to eternally remind everyone her boy comes from an “important family?”

You’re now joined by the Scottish Episcopal Church in your acceptance of same sex marriage. Methinks they’ll be suspended too. I grew up in a not very Catholic family in the 70s (Mum was pissed that the local parish priest wouldn’t have women involved in the service in any way shape or form; Dad liked the Jesuits that…