Is baby official name “Caiden Zane” JEAAHHHHHHHHHHH? 

Am I drunk? I’m almost getting young Morrisey vibes from this pic. Am I sexually attracted to Harry Styles? Fuck.

I want to support them and, as a general feeling of wanting others to be happy and show love to the world, I do support them.

This bitch pops up on my Facebook SO OFTEN. I have basic friends.

Yay, live the best you. Boo, you seem insufferable.

Britney has that “Running out to the 7-11 for some Winston Ultra Lights” aesthetic and she is sticking with it, by God.

Clean those funky clam shells white boy
Clean those funky clam shells right

In coastal areas people will often use crushed shells instead of gravel for driveways and when done correctly, serves the same purpose and can look very nice. They also tend to not get stuck in tires like gravel. However, this is not how one goes about it. Most people will buy them pre-shucked and bleached from…

As someone working on a college campus, I can assert that this is not true. Freshmen look like junior high schoolers to me.

Harris/Franken 2020!

A giant fuck no to both Mark Zuckerberg and The Rock. You want to get into public service, boys? Run for mayor, dog catcher, what the fuck ever, not the leader of the free world, ok? Who the fuck wants Mark Zuckerberg anyway?

The world needs more Death Becomes Her gifs.

What is not to believe about Bradley Cooper having a baby, you cannot refute this video proof.

I thought it was brollerina?

I love how it’s an actual plot point that Jondalar’s dick is so huge he physically hurts women with it and how will he ever find love? Then he meets Ayla’s magical vagina and its, like, fate or something. My precocious but still very young mind was blown.

Real Talk: The Valley Of Horses is #1 in my spank bank.

Meth Damon.

No no, it was cyber! All us mildly olds can call it that and people not in the know will think it had to do with security. We’ll be hackers. Bwahahahaha.

Oh sister...I’d be personally mortified if some of that shit somehow got out. There was lots of chat sex (can’t really call it sexting now can we...?) going on...that I remember. *shiver*

Go to you room an think about what you just said. I will not accept this *adjusts mom jeans while storming out of the room*