Morena Baccarin, a woman I know as Brody’s wife on Homeland who is also apparently on Gotham,

I DID NOT KNOW MY DREAM UNTIL YOU SAID IT FOR ME.

I’d laugh myself to tears if Katy brought Tom Hiddleston as her date.

Katy. Katy, I admire your pettiness.

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

Let’s not lie here people. I understand we all want to be “PC” or whatever… But its time to get real.

They call him “Tuna Can Sam”.

You know why my daughter gets amazing grades? I only dress her in neutral colors. If she would go full grayscale, she could be valedictorian but I pick my battles.

I can’t be the only person to think DJ Khaled’s wife looks a little bit like Rachel Dolezal

Your mom

They look like goldfish. I’m not trying to “body shame” because I generally like goldfish but they look like goldfish that a bored witch turned into people.

It’s that 5% Catholic Guilt they put in it for moisturizing.

Thank goodness because Irish Spring thinks I’m a shitty mom.

That’s fucked up and I am picturing the kids on the editorial board laughing about it. In my head they are all wearing blazers and loafers and look like Paul Ryan.

George Takei’s was pretty mean.

As an Asian American woman, I’m glad I’m being represented in politics.

From my understanding, Mike Pence never dines alone with a T. Rex.

Teenage boys in trench coats have lost some cachet the last 18 years or so.

Tell ‘em!

I love how “working-class” is a term to mean white and employed in manufacturing, repair services, energy production, agricultural production, or police and emergency services. God bless those people. They’re the salt of the earth.