My face when reading about Jon Gosselin

I never cared about Kerrigan, but I worshiped Kristi Yamaguchi when I was a little girl. I was just in awe of everything about her, and yes, I wanted to be her.

Who here wanted to be some kind of Yamaguchi-Kerrigan hybrid when they grew up? I don’t mean just a figure skater, I mean some perfect amalgamation of the TWO MOST GRACEFUL GODDAMN SWANS I HAD EVER SEEN IN MY TINY LIFE?

She was my favorite! I watched my tape of her at the Olympics probably hundreds of times when I was a kid.

My reaction to the “Who has aged best” question was: “Ummm, Chiwetel Ejiofor, duh...”

#FeelTheFern

Maybe they’re like best best friends and this has been a joke between them for years and are now having quite the chuckle that everyone is freaking out! I’m going to go with that b/c 10 year old me LOVED Kristi and my brain can’t process anything but rainbows and sunshine being associated with her.

With these leaks coming out, escalating craziness from the White House, and Trump’s depressed toddler tantrums getting more frequent/intense, I truly believe in a month he’s just going to resort to tweeting “I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!”

Yeah that seems like a really strange go to for a white supremacist. “I’ll put all those subhuman scum in place with my vast knowledge of musical theater!”

To be fair it’s an entire head of Romaine in an empty Country Crock tub

I wasn’t familiar with Amoruso (I had to look her up), so my brain interpreted that as an amazing, John-Travolta-style misspelling of Omarosa.

The Providence Place mall seems like an exception to this rule. Always shocking when Rhode Island does something right.

They all hang out near my bedroom windows when I’m trying to sleep. Every single one of them (I think).

Counterpoint: When I was living in my car I slept outside the Mystic Aquarium and nobody asked me to leave. Thanks, Mystic!

Those praying the gay away camps never made any sense to me for a bevy of reasons, if a parent is afraid their child will be gay, why would you send them to a camp with other hot gay kids? Doesn’t make any sense.

Mr. Lockerupagus

It’s the Annette Benning vs. Denise Richards debate. Women who fall in love with habitual womanizers often believe they’re going to be Annette Benning whereas they end up being the Denise Richards in the long run. The former is the rare reception (usually because the guy decides to settle down with whomever he’s with…

When I was a young alternative person, it was shameful to like Britney. I’m glad I can love her with abandon now.