Excedrin did this like a decade ago (??) with Excedrin Migraine. Whatever sells the product, I guess.

Going from the picture alone it appears that their models run the entire gamut from 95 pounds to 103 pounds!

Why do they all look like they are drooling a string of saliva in the photo? Is that jewelry? WTF.

I fucking hate him and every single person who put him in office.

When the Queen dies, it means he-who-shall-not-be-named is one step closer to the throne. God help us all.

Eartha Kitteh once saved my life! One of the pilot lights on the stove had gone out, and she woke me up by vomiting as the apartment filled with gas. We would both be 100% dead if it wasn’t for the fact that you can NEVER sleep through the sound of a cat vomiting.

Pretty sure she’s human like the rest of us. Equal parts awful and wonderful. Her humanitarian efforts seem authentic. It’s not like she has an Instagram where she she constantly touts her good deeds and sponsors random celebrity products. Her family life has always been troubling and the affair with Brad (ancient…

IT WAS TYGA IN THE PAWNSHOP WITH THE CANDLESTICK

Damnit, they snuck one in on me. Serves me right for tossing their holiday newsletters.

This is somewhat related, and extremely important.

Such a huge bummer. As a plus-size clothes wearer, Modcloth has been of my go to’s because they have such cute products. I won’t continue to shop there if they’re owned by Walmart, though. I refuse to support a company that treats its employees so badly.

Well yeah, can you imagine anyone whiter than a Prince of England?

The 20 minutes of explanation served a purpose. Knocking down every rationale they’ve given for not releasing them matters. As does explaining why any tax returns from Trump are important to the public interest, because that helps short circuit the ‘zomg illegal leakz’ arguments that are inevitable.

I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

That would be nice if it were equal opportunity, but I suspect this is like the slut/stud dichotomy.

Shit, marriages don’t count if the participants were young and stupid?

I knew I wasn’t the only one praying for a skirt on my bathing suit so I don’t have to worry about trimming. I’m super super super pale and it is so obvious if I have even a tiny bit of peach fuzz. Also why are none of the bottoms even close to full coverage anymore? Is this the 80's high leg hole trend happening…

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a writer in possession of a blank headline must be in want of a dead celebrity.

Norman Reedus does that to me, I understand completely.

I vote “killed in a running rooftop battle with time-traveling ninjas.”