I’m not on board with all the Ed Sheeran hate, but I must admit, “tattooed puff pastry” is an excellent insult.

I’ve just realized that Steve Bannon is Randall Flagg.

Certain sea slugs excrete mixture of hydrochloric and sulfuric acid. Clearly this should be expected to wash off when Bannon takes his annual bath.

He was making acid wash jeans.

Was that body blindfolded and carrying a scale?

Interesting, I thought this was more of a “Chad” kind of move.

Richard Simmons took a lot of shit for the work that he did. I’m not surprised that he stopped wanting to be everyone’s performing monkey and butt of the joke. I’m nowhere near his age and I’m already exhausted from having to deal with people and the world in general so I really can’t blame him for wanting to hole up…

This kind of bullshit in-fighting is precisely why the conservatives — who, despite all their faults, are ace at holding their noses in the interest of presenting a solid front to their opponents and attaining their goals— manage to get so much fuckery done while the liberals argue about everything under the sun.

I thought EXACTLY the same thing. “Why does Kate Winslet look so tired? Should we be worried about Kate Winslet now?”

To be fair, this guy clearly cares a LOT about family.

She kinda looks like Kate Winslet at a very fast first glance and if you never look at her pics ever again.

did you see who we made president or

I thought Ann was kind of an interesting choice - an unusual type of beauty.

Honestly, that whole parade is a fucking shitshow in every way and humanity would be better off without it.

On a personal level, the modern waxed chest trend kind of weirds me out and I am perfectly fine with my men being hairy. But on a societal level, GOOD, FUCK YOU ALL, I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO SHAVE MY FUCKING LEGS TO BE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE, YOU CAN ALL SUFFER ANNOYING HAIR REMOVAL FOR DUBIOUS AESTHETIC REASONS TOO.

They’re only chopping wood because the coal mine closed. :-(

It’s an expression of their economic anxiety.

I hope that his first thought waking up and has last thought at night are the same: “I helped create this monster.” I hope he realizes just how much he helped fuck this country, and I hope that whatever payoff he got for it will never be enough.

If Casey Affleck can’t feel safe reading college newspapers, where can he feel safe?