Shafted, you want to talk about shafted: Surya Bonaly was the one who got shafted.

hrm. i had always thought of him as an ass man.

I would guess that they can afford it. I think the problem is that they feel entitled to it.

Pence is taking every opportunity to act more “Presidential” in public. I think the plan is to position himself as the Good Guy for when the Pumpkin-in-Chief gets impeached.

She’s really adorable and gives me hope for the future but...

Is that a still from the movie? Because he looks like he’s not sure if that thing he’s holding is a skinny feather duster or a really big Q-tip. Isn’t he supposed to be the king of kink or something?

I long for the heady days of Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen’s romantic chemistry.

Living in a ‘factors leading to’ paragraph is terrifying.

Bic Cristal pens are shit. They’re the ones we give out to the extras on set to fill out their paperwork because we know we won’t get them back.

This article is a little deceptive because you start midway through the text exchange, where he seems like he’s being cold and she seems like he’s being chatty. Start at the actual beginning, where she opens by text bombing him a bunch about how every dude on the app “looks gay”:

The primary is over. Our candidate lost, but your precious - the one who actually voted for that crime bill, in case you fucking forgot - lost, too. You are not on this day going to shit on Lewis. Not today, Satan. Go take your purity bullshit elsewhere.

fragile masculinity gonna fragile

Joaquin Phoenix as Jesus Christ

You are doing god’s work.

“here is Joseph Fiennes, brother of Ralph, also known as “the hotter one,” as Michael Jackson ...”

I’m sure it didn’t make the timing cutoff, but Madeleine’s Becoming Ugly essay deserves a spot on here too. That hit me (as I’m sure with most everyone who read it) right in my core in a way few pieces of writing have.

You might say that this Chamberlin...

The little Reddit creature versions of them are actually really cute.

I know how I feel. Serena, girl, you can do better.

I saw this from Patton Oswald’s twitter, and I agree, I think Carrie spoke through this person.