I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.

(completely accurate) shots fired.

Kate Beckinsale also did Emma better.

Right? When she’s acting, she’s fine.

And also the name of a mid-level Empire functionary in the next Star Wars film.

J.Lo is that friend who, after a break-up, says “I need to stop being a serial monogamist and date ME for a change!” and then moves in with a new guy a month later.

No. It’s going to be a mess of the highest order. She’s in love with love and while he thinks he wants a woman who is his better or equal, what he really wants are strippers and Instagram girls to tell hims he’s pretty and smart 24/7. We’re going to have to endure emo drake songs about jlo in 2017

I can’t be the only one who thinks Drake and J Lo are kind of perfect for each other, right??

I ran for King of the Thetans. The Electoral College picked someone else.

I always wondered what would happen when CGI got so good that a digital character could be blended (almost) seamlessly into live action. And Tarkin is the answer: looks lifelike, fascinatingly so- but there’s no THERE there.

“This movie felt like a rebellion, like there were actual stakes...”

I will forever be a supporter of Filliam H. Muffman.

For those of us that watch the shoe regularly (GUILTY!), the fact that they are separated comes as no surprise. The way that they talk to each other on the show, it always seemed like divorce was imminent.

Shit, I’d welcome him in for dinner: I’ve broken bread with significantly worse people before. Bush 2 may have had some bad policies (even some that were reprehensible), but I would never argue that his intention was to harm the country. He did think what he was doing was good for the country. Everything I’ve seen…

I mean I loathed Bush 2, but I would shake his hand and treat that dry drunk with a modicum of respect.

I dunno guys I’m just thankful we didn’t end up with that AWFUL woman with her EXTREMELY conflict-filled AAA-rated life-saving CHARITY as president though, right?

the most unbelievable part of the whole story is that this hayseed fucknut uttered the word “nefarious”

This is AMAZING! I’m so envious, I’ve been on the hunt for this for at least 3 years now.

I haven’t seen anyone mention Laura Kinsale but The Shadow and the Star, Flowers from the Storm and Lessons in French are three best written romances I’ve ever read. Also, check out For My Lady’s Heart, she actually has two editions: one in Middle English, and a shorter version in modern dialogue.

I have to say, as much as I’m not a huge Matt Damon on diversity fan, I trust Zhang Yimou on this one.