I don’t know. That’s gonna need a huge amount of shiplap.

I’m confident the house comes with a battalion of ghost governesses.

I’ve had to explain this to dim-witted cousins and aunts far too many times but it never sticks. The White Man’s Burden of the 21st century is dealing with our shitty, backward ass relations.

I loved Felix’s 10 seconds of existential crisis before Maeve had to assure him he wasn’t a host.

I think my favorite thing about this movie so far has been listening to MA people fight about how Manchester stole Gloucester’s movie.

Other people can’t smell that?

Continue your avoidance. It’s a horrible stupid completely unbelievable piece of manipulative crap.

Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?

as of this very moment, i think president circus peanut intends to fuck at least 64,469,963 of us from the oval office.

counterpoint: i’m going to see the shit out of it

Hot take: Rory is a host, Logan is a guest, and Star’s Hollow is Delos’ much much darker theme park geared towards the sickest of customers.

The series finale will reveal that the whole thing took place in Barron Trump’s imagination as he sat in his gold-plated sandbox.

A couple of winter olympics ago there was a Russian ice dancing duo that did this hideous routine that managed to insult indigenous people all over the globe. There was this brownface/Maori tattoo thing going on plus them doing the American Indian stereotype of the woo-woo thing they showed in cartoons decades ago,…

Jon Hamm had a drinking problem at the time and has sought help for it. Kathy Griffin does not appear to have sought help for being unfunny.

With all my intuitive, witchy powers I tell you I have long believed Kanye to be bipolar. Love him, feel for him, he’s a blowhard but brilliant. Let’s try a little compassion- when it comes to mental illness, celebs are really just like us- except sometimes the fishbowl exacerbates the delusions and makes it harder…

a big ol fuck up followed by some decent apologies / basic accountability feels like an honest to God palate cleanser at this point.

I thought of that immediately when I read those names - none of those people is old enough to have a 20-year-old divorce.

I really needed a movie that highlighted this fact to be a comedy that also starred Bryce Dallas Howard and Jessica Chastain.

Not the first S(t)einfeld to teeter on the edge of seventeen.