Does anyone ever wonder what Eli Gold’s emails would look like?

Me too. I read every book that was out in the late 80s/early 90s. I went to ladies Wicca groups, and tried super hard. Turns out I can’t really keep my inner 12 year old boy together in a group of sky clad women chanting out of tune at night in the cold. That, and I’m apparently all out of faith. Atheism was way…

I had been dating this guy for a few months, and after a relative’s funeral, I met him for drinks (beer and wings). We went back to my place, eventually went to sleep, and I woke up in the middle of the night and was immediately violently ill. No time to even turn my head. I threw up chicken wings and beer all over…

Innocuous fact: My grandma kept a baggie full of drinking straws, napkins and supermarket produce bags in the glovebox of my grandpa’s Oldsmobile for kiddo soda drinking occasions and such (bag was for trash, natch).

I once ripped one at work that was so foul that the owner thought there was something wrong with the plumbing and called in plumbers to try to figure it out. They were there for hours, and I never had the heart to fess up. God, I was an idiot.

I was 14 or 15 when Becoming Parts 1&2 aired and after she killed him when his soul came back at the last minute I called my BFF on a LAND LINE (oh the 90s) and we cried together. We couldn’t believe it, had no idea what would happen next. It was the most traumatic moment of my TV life until Battlestar Galactica aired…

As someone with fetishes, I feel like I can be my truest self by sharing as little with my family as possible.

Rough childhood, I’d guess.

how is adult babby formed?

That HBO concert of hers made a fan. Prior to that my only thought about her was that she was trying way too hard with her outfits and that “Poker Face” was catchy as hell. I caught that concert totally at random on a Saturday night while I was channel-surfing and I was mesmerized almost immediately. By the time it…

Yes, she did. And she did a concert on HBO when Born This Way came out. It was awesome.

I’m not a Lady Gaga fan, but was there ever any doubt that she can sang? She’s a trained musician.

As Doug would say, if you can laugh and pray in 90 minutes then that is money well spent.

Disagree, but it doesn’t really matter because Elsa Pataky is hotter than both of them and because she married Chris and not Liam, his life is by default perfect.

chris’ life isn’t perfect because liam is the hotter hemsworth.

Once my nana had to babysit me and she doesn’t speak English (and she had no TV) so the day was going by very slow. I was looking around the house and found pepper spray. I did not know it was pepper spray, and I probably didn’t even know that was a thing at that age. Anyways, I thought it was one of those sprays you…

HOW DARE YOU

Aww she’s adorable and perfect. And no offense to the wonderful Meagan Follows, but this girl actually looks age appropriate for the role of Anne

I still don’t get why people hated her for that acceptance speech. It wasn’t any more maudlin than other Oscar speeches I’ve heard.

she didn’t deserve any of the hate she got. we made fun of her for being thirsty for an oscar when everyone in the industry is. why did she get singled out?