All the stars to Jennifer “Kill Me Now” Finley Boylan. I happened to pick up She’s Not There off the new book shelf in my college library because it was next to the table where I was having my TA office hours and I was bored. It’s a fantastic work—it really made liberal-progressive-but-naive and-cis-het me actually…

Well, if I wanted to go back in time and be invited to parties and go out with the star quarterback, sure, that would be bullshit. But would I like to go back in time with the confidence, outspokenness, assertiveness, and eloquence, and respect of others that I have worked very hard to gain and which these young women…

I think it just means you’re both cool.

I am a 34-year-old woman and I want to go back in time and be this awesome that young.

I’m a huge Wachowski fan, and even so I’d be the first to admit that their products are...uneven. But for me that’s more than outweighed by their originality and their vision. No one who’s seen Cloud Atlas can deny that it’s the product of someone who believes in the infinity between zero and one.

Not gonna lie, my brain read Cher’s tweet and I was like “CAKE DAY? IT’S NATIONAL CAKE DAY? WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME?!”

I LOVED Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. I caught it on HBO one day and I watched the whole thing and maybe cried a little. I admit nothing.

I visited there four years ago (before the big expansion) and even then there was enough to keep me, an adult reader who wasn’t a rabid fan, giggly with glee for few hours. I’d imagine it’s even better now. The thing you really have to be careful of, esp. if you’re a pasty Yankee like me, is the sun and the humidity.…

Hell, I think Tom Hardy was better in that movie than Leo. I went in not knowing anything about it except “frontier Leo gets mauled by bear” AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT WAS HARDY UNTIL THE CREDITS.

As a veteran of many a Ren faire and the variety of humanity they tend to attract, I can attest that every dude looks good in a kilt. Literally every dude. It should be the LBD of menswear.

A+ header image, missed photoshop on first glance.

Sometimes, on Wheel, surrounded by whitebread button-down polyester-wearing contestants with amazing spouses and wonderful children, he just throws down these hilarious, deadpan, borderline fuck-my-life quips and it’s like no one can hear him scream.

My mom is getting married next year and she sent me a screenshot of this (my 63-year-old mother SENT ME A SCREENSHOT) and said “my wedding dress lol.” Hilarious.

I saw him live last fall and oh my God, in person he is just...really, really sexy. Like, charismatic and hilarious and confident. I could have sat in that theater for days.

Or like John Fugelsang’s parents, who left the priesthood and the nunhood for each other. It happens all the time.

That woman on the Shatner/love basket page ran out of fucks to give in sixth grade. Her hand is actually moving towards a cleverly concealed poison dart in her wrist. The last thing you will ever see is the naked contempt in her eyes.

Oh my god, have you seen The To-Do List? If life were fair that movie would have made as much money as Superbad. Since life is not fair, you’ll just have to take my word for it and go watch it right now. The entire cast is goddamn gold.

So I had the first x men movie on for the first time in probably 10-12 years because I was procrastinating on work (I also cleaned the bathroom, did meal prep, and 3 loads of laundry. Procrastadulting?). People, that movie is like 75% about the borderline love affair between Hugh Jackman and teenage Anna Paquin.…

I can’t. Sorry, I can’t with Amoruso. I’m pissed that someone who frankly seems like a legal drinking age version of the worst mean girl in school is, like, The Face of New Female CEOs And Girl Power Or Whatever. It pisses me off that, as a plus-size woman, I’m sure the thought of clothing for women like me is…

Totally agree. I think he doesn’t get enough credit because he is so goddamn beautiful. I’m not saying I watch 17 Again every time it’s on cable, but.