There's a dirty limerick that starts out,

My husband's a Newfie and doesn't have the accent at all, although the rest of his family does. It's pretty funny.

Yeah, when WAS the last time someone died of second-hand fat? Ugh.

I love that Gabby Sidibe wears Addition-Elle on the regular; that is my favourite clothing store right now.

I have a CK suit I bought on eBay for like 25 bucks 4 years ago and it looks amazing on me.

Hahaha mine too! I may be able to watch it again in about 5 or 6 centuries...

I had to watch it on mute. I just CAN'T...

He's probably still recuperating from being married to that succubus Avril Latrine.

My husband is distantly related to LMM! They're like third cousins or something.

Is it wrong that I totally want to make that pizza for Halloween now?

All I could think of was this:

There is a separate washroom as well.

My husband and I live in 250 square feet, with no kitchen. I do nearly all our cooking in a rice cooker and countertop oven. I blog about it here!

That is the most clever device I have seen in a long time! :D

I lived in Oregon for 32 years. I finally got the fuck out and fled to Canada.

This kind of shit is NOT unusual for Oregon at all. I went to Oregon Tech in Klamath Falls and during our Day of Silence the fucking fundie Xtians on campus all wore these bullshit passive-aggressive "God is Not Silent" buttons...EVEN THE…

"The Night Nurse" crushed my soul.

My first job out of high school was working at a truck stop/restaurant in Oregon, and the 90's boy-band All-4-One came in and ate there. They were really nice, and super hot to 17-year-old me. I got their autographs; it's in a scrapbook at my parents' house somewhere. That winter, I also sold Night Ranger's roadies a…

My friends and I used to go camping at Fort Stevens, exploring those bunkers in the dark was TERRIFYING.

Newfoundland, too.

That was just as funny when I saw it in "The First Wives Club".