I've posted this story before but it bears repeating: One of my exes in college dumped me in a really shitty, callous manner after a serious three-year relationship (for a former HIGH SCHOOL girlfriend...god, how lame is THAT?), so as retribution, I emptied two cats' worth of dirty kitty litter into the boxes of his…

I am rocking the eff out to this. Beats the Wallflowers' version hollow.

My mom and I saw her in concert in Portland back in 2007 (fuckin'ell, that was 7 damn years ago already?!); we had AMAZING seats 10 rows back from the stage and I cried through the entire concert.

Holy hairnets, Batman...you just made my day.

The best/cheapest steak I ever ate was at a strip club in Portland (A-Crop!).

My husband and I live in 250 square feet with no kitchen...we aren't lazy; we can't put stuff on the stove because we don't have one! I use our microwave every single day to defrost meat, reheat soup, drinks, or leftovers, and make popcorn, as well as rice and pasta if I'm in a hurry, but otherwise I cook nearly…

You DO know about the Benny Hillifier, right? You can enter any Youtube video link and it'll play Yakkety Sax over the video. This is ESPECIALLY hilarious with NASCAR crashes.

Heart's cover of "Battle of Evermore" confirmed what I suspected all along: Led Zeppelin is just Heart with weeners and occult rituals, and that Heart rocks Zeppelin better than Zeppelin EVER could. I'm also fairly certain Heart went back in time and wrote all of Led Zeppelin's songs, and that Led Zeppelin was…

Randy Milholland beat you to it. ;)

THIS. SO MUCH.

My first encounter with my husband was in an IRC channel back in 2004. He was 17 and in high school in St. John's, Newfoundland, and I was 26, in college in Klamath Falls, Oregon and in a relationship. He would message me with random shit and I would be like, "Leave me alone, kid, you bother me." I was kind of a jerk…

I fell asleep halfway through that movie IN THE THEATER.

I wasn't, LOL. I only saw the one with Judi Dench in the theater because I had free tickets, and fell asleep halfway through.

I hated that book. I threw it across the room.

OMG YES.

So THAT's why Pink kept shaking her head after each of his verses. LOL FOREVER

I will re-mention the Skinemax film my husband and his best friend worked on. It's definitely worth watching at least once. :P

Haha my father always told me a "snarfer" was someone who sniffed people's bicycle seats. Either way, still gross!

My husband worked on a Cinemax movie called "Sweet Prudence and the Erotic Adventure of Bigfoot." It's pretty damn funny.

Haha I nannied for two families who had two kids each, and once I took the entire gang to Tim Horton's, and this old lady grabs my elbow and asks, "How did YOU end up with a redhead, two blondes, and a brunette?" I looked her dead in the eye and told her, "I bought them from a couple gypsies in the parking lot. If you…