LOL, my older cousins taught me how to queef when I was like 9. Except they didn't know it was called "queefing", so until we were in our 20s we called them "tuna farts".

AUGH YES

He looks like Justin Bieber with prettier hair and better clothes.

See that thing sailing way over your head? That was the point of the video. If you look hard enough you might be able to see it.

I grew up in Oregon and lived all over the state, from Astoria to Klamath Falls. Never have I lived in a more depressing area than Salem; it was the last place I lived before I said "Fuck it" and moved to Canada. LOL

Ugh fucking Salem.

I'm on my 2nd Mirena! Fear not! :)

I thought it was this hottie.

I make beef stroganoff in my rice cooker on the regular. I love it.

My inner child must be a 12-year-old boy because even after that heartwarming advert, I still kinda snickered at "A Tata Product".

I just saw Janelle Monae in Toronto on Oct. 19th AND I TOUCHED HER SHOE OMG SQUEE!

I met my husband on IRC and moved to Canada to be with him!

Concern Trolling 101, since apparently I have to do all your thinking for you.

Thanks for your revolting concern trolling about how "people who look pregnant but really aren't wink wink nudge nudge hurr hurr fatties" should either stop wearing jeans or "make lifestyle changes". It's really appreciated 'round these parts. Just who in the FUCK do you think you are, the Jeans Police?

She was HILARIOUS in Cheech & Chong's Next Movie.

TO BILL BRASKEY!

I love my husband but he is COMPLETELY inept at ANY sort of domestic chores. Watching him trying to perform these duties feels like watching that episode of "Life Goes On" where Corky tries to make Kraft Dinner for himself and his girlfriend to prove they could handle married life and he keeps fucking it up because he…

Why am I not surprised this happened in fucking Portland, the land of self-righteous, humourless, unwashed vegans who feel entitled to foist their "healthy lifestyle" on everyone else under the guise of "I'm just trying to help."

She was Playboy Playmate of the Year 1982, IIRC. My dad had her calendar in his shop, I used to sneak looks at it when my dad's back was turned. LOL

My husband's father actually grew up next door to Shannon Tweed, in Dildo (LOL).