I’m married to what must be the only damn Newfie who DOESN’T have even a hint of an accent, even though the rest of his family does.

My dad’s currently having his ‘69 Stingray L88 completely restored after it’s been sitting in his barn for 20 years. It had the factory 435HP 427 engine. He drove me to school in it a couple times right before putting it into storage, and I was the coolest kid in class for those two days.

I thought I was the only one.

I prefer the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. ;)

It’s just so weird...all I can think of when I see his bizarre pinched face is that it looks like it’s trying to escape a foreskin.

This man has a face like an uncircumcised penis.

I live in Dead-Eyed Yuppie Hell (aka Oakville). Howdy neighbour!

Chritht, what an Athol.

LOL my former roommate and I went to Vegas for our birthdays and visited several casinos. The Fremont Casino was memorable only for the fact that it literally REEKED of piss. We called it the Pee-mont the entire time we were there.

A traffic court judge threw my grandma out of court back in the 70s. Her crime: Wearing pants to her hearing.

I have the Lifeproof battery case for my iPhone and the only problem I’ve had with it is that the rubberized switches on the sides are not fingernail-proof; I’ve gouged chunks out of the rubber just from flipping the silent switch and changing the volume.

I have the Lifeproof battery case for my iPhone and the only problem I’ve had with it is that the rubberized…

“Go away, blue oatmeal...HURRRK”

It’s Canada’s Texas then. :P

From what I understand, Chatham-Kent is more Canada’s Deep South than Mississauga. LOL

My husband is actually a distant relative of Lucy Maud Montgomery!

I’m lucky! I married a Newfie! (Sounds like “I Married a Werewolf” or something, LOL)

Our unicorn home is in Oakville. It’s a very private 250-square-foot loft above our landlord’s detached garage. We’ve lived here 5 years and our rent is still under $650/month and includes all utilities AND internet. Sure, we don’t have a kitchen, but I do all our cooking in a rice cooker and countertop oven. I’ll be…

Good, that means more work here in Toronto for my husband.

Portlanders gonna Portland...just one of many reasons I fled that hellpit of Trustafarian burnouts.

AUGH, this reminds me of how my mom got a bunch of steamer clams from the store, only for us to bite into them and find they had been infested with tiny crabs. Bleahhh just the memory of the clam meat crunching makes me gag 20-something years later.