I LOATHE heels...I would likely break my ankle within three to five steps.

HOLY GOD YES. I tried on a pair of JSimp jeans recently and damn near cried, they fit SO perfectly.

J.Simps may be a craptacular singer and a dimwitted twit, but her jeans fit my fat, misshapen, lumpy ass PERFECTLY. I will love her forever, just for that.

AHAHA OH SNAP! I also love your sister now. :)

The question remains: did we have the same grandma, or did certain ladies born in that era just evolve into total hags over time?

I used a flushable cat litter called S'wheat Scoop when I was toilet-training my cat. Whenever he peed on it, it smelled DISTURBINGLY like Grape-Nuts.

I am the first person in my family to graduate from high school, let alone go to college (Oregon Tech 2007). Sure, I had to wait until I was 25 to go to college because my parents refused to sign my financial aid forms, but in a way I'm glad for that because I got a LOT of life/work experience before I figured out…

My husband's sister works for Statoil in Norway. I wonder if she could get an employee discount...LOL

I got pulled over in my '73 Datsun 710 (aka Trogdor, the Dragon-Wagon), coming down the mountains on my way to visit my folks. The brakes were really mushy and craptacular, and I didn't see the cop till I was whipping around a downhill corner at 68 in a 55 zone (which is about the only time the Dragon-Wagon was able…

Go Winterhawks!

Huh? <S>Eight</S> Three heads in a duffel bag? I counted two...

Is anyone else reminded of that book the paranoid Chinese mother had in "The Joy Luck Club"? What was it, "The 36 Malignant Gates" or something? LMAO

Of course I am. I'm stuck at work for another hour, and then have to go to the gym (it's leg day) before I can go home and relax with my vapourizer. Beats spending money on beer.

Oh, shut the fuck up. Pot smokers =/= drug addicts. I bet you believe all that bullshit they taught in DARE (don't worry, I did too, but I got better). I didn't start using cannabis until I was 27 and in my last year of college, and I grew up around it all my life.

I don't like the 0% fat Greek yogourt, it has a really bizarre, almost gritty mouth-feel. Liberte Mediterranean-style Lemon yogourt > everything else

I think she looks like Janice from the Muppets. LOL

Actually, that photo was taken during an interview with Q Magazine back in 1994. PJ Harvey was rolling her own cigarettes, not a joint.

Source: I bought that fucking issue when it came out.
Edit: And now everyone else can enjoy the shit out of that article: http://www.yessaid.com/interviews/94-…

There's some of those freeway stubs in Portland too...the 405 was supposed to connect to Highway 26 or something but people got their knickers all in a twist about it back in the 70s.

Are you talking about Enchanted Forest? That place has been in business for YEARS, it's awesome! Nearby schools take kids on field trips there in the spring! The Thrillville USA park that was hastily set up next door to Enchanted Forest in the 90's, sadly, has gone the way of the dodo...I remember going there once…