"Taught"? Oh, you mean "Indoctrinated and brainwashed as a child" like you were? NO THANK YOU.

Oh for fuck's sake. When was the last time anyone fucking DIED of menstrual cramps? Jesus Hernandez Christ. Just take a couple Advil with the Plan B if you're a pain wuss.

Who the eff even USES usenet anymore? That went out with the Y2K Bug.

Well gosh, excuse the author for simply trying to humanize this poor guy's plight. Dating is enough of a horrible, competitive sport for neurotypical folks; I can only imagine what it's like for a guy with those two strikes.

I guffawed at this SO LOUD, my coworkers had to come and see what I was doing. THANKS. :P

Wow, can you just shut the fuck up already? Jesus. You're making REAL feminists look bad.

I'm originally from Portland but I live in Toronto now. :P

Seattle traffic blows though. That city was NOT made for cars. OR people.

...or fuck without! :P

White City, Oregon is a methamphetamine-fueled, domestic violence-ridden little shithole. Of COURSE they would breed gigantic dogs there...gotta keep the tweakers and their mistreated, aggressive pitbulls off your property somehow. LOL

The Jeopardy guy? Seriously? I thought he was like super-Mormony.

Eat shit and die.

Then maybe they should've taken their stupid shitty immature jokes to a more private place, like, say, the MEN'S ROOM, rather than cracking them within earshot of everyone surrounding them, in the midst of a speech about making the tech industry more welcoming to women. Come on...you really think they intended that…

God help this dumb broad if she ever hears about Dildo, Newfoundland. She might have a stroke!

"It's not like I stuck my finger in your pussy."

"A fanatic does what he thinks God would do if only He knew the facts of the case."

Wow, way to play the "humourless feminist" trope for all it's worth. It's obvious the "husband-hunting lodge" crack was meant to be ironic/facetious. Are you on the rag or something?

I fucking HATE that word. It sounds like the noise a cock and balls should make when guys walk. DONGLEDONGLEDONGLE

Weird, I've had nothing but great experiences on JetBlue.

I am perfectly ok with this. Less shrieking snot factories for me to have to deal with.