We're a lot more densely populated I believe.

I came in to this post already scoffing and by the first suggestion I was like "no, this post is awesome".

Ooh one couldn't possibly say ;)

I have a series of memories from about 13-18 months of age and then a gap. Of course, that is when my parents were getting divorced so it clearly had quite a big effect on me.

I knew you were going to say that.

Haven't seen it yet, but all the things you hint at have big pay-offs in the book. Though you have definitely misunderstood a certain relationship

In the books they make a big issue of constantly trying to find their lost clothes when they transform naked.

One does one's best

I ALWAYS thought this was more to do with the differential in temperature between your hand and the thing - i.e. you're more likely to encounter scalding than absolutely freezing and what I associated with scalding is the initial shock of that much heat transferring to my skin. I'm almost positive somebody told me…

Of all the stories to take from Bonk - I'd personally go with the 'most men lean to left, like communists!'

Joffrey and Margaery's wedding seems to be going a little bit better than Edmure Tully's did last season.

But a woman's hands are warm

I trot it out regularly!

I'm sorry - here have a palate cleanser!

Nah not much, she was convinced instead to become a nurse. She started in an am-dram group last year and I've never seen her so happy.

True story - my mother was first pick for the lead but she turned it down.

Just to give people some context, some of Cumbernauld's more famous images...

The Trossachs I could understand. And the stages at Dumbarton I guess

It's filmed in Cumbernauld?

Oh she's adorable - she'll be busting quads in years to come