Surely you missed one of the absolute worst moments - the lingering shot on Christa's flat stomach eighteen months later and the fact nobody ever, ever mentions it.

The moment I saw that fucking dog I knew it would come down to blood and tears.

I had to phone my mother in a state of wibbling incoherence when I finished. She very calmly waited for me to stop blubbering before sympathising entirely. I'm so glad I told her beforehand I was playing an emotional game . . .

Dear lord the blocks. I think George, The Prince of Persia and last generation Lara Croft should start a support group for those box puzzles. They were all so similar.

Absolutely loving it so far. Some nice puzzles (though nothing that's confused me so much I've needed to quit and go back to it later.) I'm just happy to have George around again.

I really enjoy 3. It has a lot of classic Broken Sword moments, but definitely ramps up the stakes a bit. There's a particularly memorable sequence in a theatre that vexed me for WEEKS.

Fourth isn't really 'bad' but it's clearly made by a different company. It just doesn't sparkle as the others did.

That explains a lot actually.

Well I just frantically googled 70kg to pounds . . .

New favourite gif right there

My mum was big on this 27 years ago. She has two exceptionally well behaved girls, one of whom (myself) still gets a Pavlovian-esque joy from praise and cannot abide disappointing people. I worked in childcare for a number of years and followed her advice - I had a great deal, if not the most, control over our group…

And if they could work in a few Carry on up the Khyber jokes I'd be buying the collector's edition.

RFID chips are mandatory in livestock in some countries (i.e. mine). They're tiny little chips, even when they include other sensors in them too. They're not life threatening in any way. My contraceptive implant is larger and harder to insert/remove.

Might as well tell mine (since I was telling them last night!)

Dude dude dude dude duuuudeeeeee. There is no need to tell us your creepy as psychotic encounters. I could have forever lived quite happily not knowing anything as messed up as that ever happens.

I don't quite understand - surely a game is not designed or created in a linear fashion? It seems to me that game play intensive parts (which the ending I assume would be) should be done first as they are the most complicated. But, hey, what do I know.

You know what I love about this game?

I love it because if you've picked up a gun you've already failed.

Soap. You can get it in the UK. I don't recommend it

Vive la revolution?