Again, I suppose those are things that could happen and, according to some theories of the nature of an infinite universe, must happen somewhere,

Even when I'm on-farm or doing field work I'm not much of a one for breakfast. Lunch, on the other hand, I can't do without. Speaking of . . .

Such love for this thread

Difficult to say on average - probably less than one. But I'll have months I don't read and months I read plenty. I'd like to read more but I'd like to play more video games, watch more movies, listen to more stories down the pub, take more photos, etc. etc. A book that wants me to read it will get read soon enough.

I find this one difficult to reconcile. I'm an introvert - in the sense that social situations are extremely tiring for me and I need time to recover from them - but I am also an extremely social person. I love hanging out with people, I have many friends, I like being the centre of attention and I'm often laughed at…

I know which organisation I'm pitching my tent with

Excellent and constructive usage of gifs.

Must. Resist. Dick. Size. Jokes. MUST. RESIST.

Well how can anyone answer that? I loathe Jodie Foster but I just had to say "I don't like htis actress" while watching Elysium. You can either man up and watch an otherwise wonderful film, or not.

Spoiler!

This pairing turned me off Buffy completely and considerably soured me to Joss too.

I LOVED THAT FILM

Well brain tissue has no nociceptors. If it can't feel pain, I'd be surprised if it was overly sensitive to light. Stick a hat on?

Preemptively we welcome you!

Lol - what makes you say that?

It's extremely weird.

It was no one specific thing - just a general sense of "if I was in a bar with this guy I'd be desperately trying to join another conversation". I was really disappointed by it! Any time he talked about a project he seemed to have a completely different idea about it than I did. And I found him to be just vaguely…

I used to adore Simon Pegg till I started following him on Twitter. Now I think he's just a bit of a dick, really.

I LOVE colour stuff. I can see both the 74 and the 21, I have to concentrate harder to discern the 74. I've always performed pretty poorly (while not being colour blind) in any colour matching tests. Like this one for example

If you gave your statement to ANY decent businessman he would laugh at you. Why?