He's too busy wondering why your kids have blonde hair . . .

Connor, the game's prickly half-British, half-Mohawk assassin protagonist. In the main game he is hard to like. He's led around by the nose early on and butts heads with many characters late

Never known anyone personally (honest) but one of the more gruesome 'friend of a friend' stories I ever heard was somebody who decided to masturbate with a slender glass test tube and wasn't getting enough *ahem* penetration so she started more vigorously and broke the test tube inside of her.

I love that your handle is actually Bananagirl.

Dude. This explains So. Much. About. Me.

That guy is amazing. He needs a high five.

... oh dear god. It had completely escaped me that this was going to happen at some point in my life, but now my eyes are opened. I don't know what to say. I'm going to hit the booze now.

unpleasant percussion

I think the Motherhood Police ought to pay a visit to the dissenting voter. To, uh, help them with their homework.

woohoo! Scotland's a Republic! Man I must have been really drunk at that party because I don't remember a thing.

If it helps I once caught myself rewatching the Ally McBeal pilot after I just got dumped and I was stuffing my face with ice-cream in an unironic manner. I took a good long look at my life and my choice and then went back to bad tv and ice cream.

Full disclaimer, I don't watch Girls and was just browsing these comments out of interest. Yours makes it sound as though you're screwing Patrick Wilson and everyone's wondering what he sees in you.

I'll just be here, on the left.

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I was frantically searching for one of my favourite letters ever written into the New Scientist which came up with a proof about how lentils were worse than grass-fed beef (it was a bit satirical) in order to upset you but my googlefu failed me. Imagine I did find it and we had a good laugh.

I also make cupcakes!

THAT'S not a horse + man = alcohol advert!

Aren't most people looking for someone pretty specific?

Calories, dude.

I tend to think that if one person brings another person to orgasm then it's sex. Though I realise this falls down when orgasms don't happen.