I have been searching for several decades now for a distant family relative, James Riddle Hoffa. He was last seen in the suburbs of the Detroit area on July 30, 1975.

Ok, I guess it is technically better, by like, n-1 .

I had a poster of a Laguna Seca Blue E46 M3 as my only wall poster during college. It was my motivation to finish so that I one day might own one.

I thought this was going to be somehow interesting, but instead, it just turned out to be a really fucking boring story. :(

One piece of routine procedure no one seems to have mentioned:

Never the bureau unless you are staying for like... months.

no one seems to be bringing up the ABV/$ issue. I need something at least in the 8%+ range to even bother.

sommelier

I cannot believe you guys get paid to do this.

Until you see how many children emerge from the ball pit having soiled themselves in one way or another. How often do you think they clean those balls?

What do you expect from a place that marks up “Italian” food items you can acquire at normals grocery stores by 50-300%.

I stopped drinking after my brother was put into a coma for 3 months by a drunk driver that destroyed his life. Not that I ever had any problems with drinking. It just didn’t feel right to me anymore.

John Wayne Gacy often dressed up as a clown and made appearances at children’s birthday parties and charity events.

...to violations of FCC rules about business relationships in relation to journalist articles (like Jason Schrier and him shilling his book inappropriately in many articles he has written).

lawl.

You are kind of missing the whole concept of comedy. It essentially is the enjoyment found in the suffering of others.

Hubris.

I tried to watch The Force Awakens, then realized 4-5 minutes in that I have never actually liked Star Wars and had zero interest in who these characters were or how they fit into the larger canon.

I was amazed at the traction provided in snow by snow tires the first time I put them on a car. It really does make you feel like you have some sort of superpower when you can just power up your 25-degree inclined driveway without even bothering to shovel/plow, when your summer sport tires previously had you spinning…

And cook whatever material your seats are made out of at the same time!