Good one! I lawled!

This has turned into something which seems to be largely unrelated to anything you mention above, other than the really Gawker bits.

What is this “theslot” sub? I have only just become aware of it, but the articles and commenters are really different, and on a whole other level from the rest of the network here.

This? This is straw that is breaking your metaphorical camel’s back?

whoah! look at that vocab! Someone is aspiring to get off this network! They don’t use a lot of them type words around these parts.

whoah. step back. wtf does that even mean?

They (i.e. you) are just insinuating it, super duper hard.

I get this. As someone who has followed the series for decades now, some of the stuff they have you doing is kind of odd. Then if you think about it from the perspective of someone who hasn’t had their expectations trained for years and years...

Doctor W was fine with inserting an IUD that you admittedly weren’t looking for at the time, but had some problem signing a birth control script that you desperately desired?

What is this newly discovered rectal track of dog doo? How long has this sub-blog been hiding here? This is some real Gawker stuff right here! Straight up and hardcore!

mind blown.

You are new to this network of websites, yes?

Seriously though. Keep at it. Practice is also important.

wtf

Come on now. There are some basic table stakes to holding a conversation. You’ll have to go to your mum or dad for that one, mate. Ask them to give you the talks for Parental Guidance Series, up and through, “Moving out of the house and living on your own.”

Oh, don’t play coy with them Blizzard, you fiendish old devil you. You know what they really want...

Actually, I must have read that wrong. It doesn’t say that ANYWHERE!

Your articles are all very, very sad.

I often have the same reaction to the writers here, though I think it is in the opposite direction of your implication.

one of us is confused...