Thank you for saying their names

$169 for those? No wonder she wanted to buy a convent. Katy knew these were coming out and she wanted to repent in advance.

Somewhere, Joan is, like,...

Who still misses Sassy?

Okay, I used to work in guidelines. Let me give a little context.

So GoDaddy was totally cool with DailyStormer up until now?

Better question: Would you hire Russian prostitutes to urinate on the bed of the AirBnB where Trump was conceived?

Considering the absolutely stifled and controlled way Victoria was raised (she was literally never alone, she wasn’t allowed to go down stairs without holding someone else’s hand, etc.) by a mother and advisor who absolutely were trying to home-grow a puppet they could control once she got to the throne, I choose to…

I remember reading a letter she wrote to a friend essentialy complaining that she couldn’t bang her husband without receiving an unpleasant screaming souvenir of it nine months later. Poor Victoria. Born a horndog in an age without birth control.

We really need to overhaul the entire justice system - not just our police forces - all of it. Our training, our hiring practices, psych evaluations, the policing culture, everything from the bottom up.

I was in class with Kate McKinnon in college (a small enough class that we actually knew each other; Greta Gerwig was in the class too) and I find it so disconcerting to see her in the tabloids etc. Even though it’s been ten years since she graduated. (I keep thinking things like “but I KNOW her”)

Every week I recognize fewer and fewer names.

I didn’t recognize half the names on this Dirt Bag.

Awful.

My money is on Kris’s hairdresser

Hey Bobby-

God bless Sam Bee. She really is the rightful heir to the Daily Show—even if she’s doing her own show now. She’s the person who I look to now for her take on news events, who I can count on for catharsis.

I love this quote.

*glances down at F-cups firmly ensconced in literally the only bra that works on them*