And I am side eyeing Ashton Kutcher so hard right now. His entire philanthropy is stopping sex trafficking and he is still friends with dude in a cult with child slaves and rapists.

This Danny Masterson story has been around the interwebz for a while. I am very happy it’s finally getting the attention it deserves, interesting how he chose other Scientologists.... also FUCK YOU DANNY MASTERSON

Um, yes can we please talk about the motherhood maternity leggings? That place irks me because of how pricey it is but those are the fucking bomb. And they last. I just dragged out mine from my last pregnancy five years ago and they’re still in perfect condition. I need more sales so I can get a few more.

Whoever drinks sugar free lime red bull really needs to know that is not an acceptable thing.

Hot Take: Oprah’s Favorite Things seems kind of pointless without a studio full of middle aged moms treating a free Baker’s Edge Brownie Pan like it’s some kind of religious experience.

I’m seeing a lot of dislike here for the original movie, but if John Hannah shows up to read a W.H. Auden poem every season, I am 100% on board.

I tell you what, if there is a single pair of human beings I would never expect to be cast in the same film, it’s John Oliver and Beyoncé.

Calling “Crooked Hillary and the Dems” as a band name now.

I feel the faint stirrings of warmth creeping into my cold, dead heart. I want it to be true, but I’m wary, so very wary.

I am finally hopeful. I feel this could actually happen (and whoever did it, is amazing.)

Came here to say this. No point calling him a leftist, though. This is a male thing, not a political thing.

Very good. The President of the United States of America should definitely be informing six year old girls that he doesn’t want them to be fat.

ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkk this guyyyyy and, in case you forgot,

Is Jezebel going to do an article about Matt Taibbi, a leftist male who bragged about sexually assaulting Russian women in his memoir? He currently writes for the Rolling Stone.

C’mon, lay off - this is just unfair. Who among us doesn’t see an innocent child and think “is there any reason I shouldn’t insult their moms and dads, and then introduce them to body shaming in the same breath? Nope, not that I can think of.”

There is no way you can ask without being an asshole. Just don’t.

Well, let’s hope this fat Mrs. Claus-looking motherfucker is “flattered” by all the attention his dumb fucking mouth got him by revealing what a creep he is.

Clearly this judge is a rapist himself

Hey judge, just because you’d fuck the guy doesn’t mean that the victim wanted to.