Reported!

MY BRAINMEATS, THEY HAVE BEEN SCATHED

There’s a screenshot of him watching it, too.

Uhhh... this is the latest thing Donald Liked? God he’s even dumber than anyone could imagine

Bless the person who diligently watches the “likes” column on Ted Cruz’s twitter 24/7

Don’t jinx it!

Don’t get too comfortable, George

He looked much happier before leaving for school. They look like an advertisement.

Steve Carell is a highly underrated serious actor.

“As mayor, what I would like to discourage is assembly,” Barnette said.

So I’m guessing there was no date No. 2?

After reading his brief statement, Sessions declined to take questions.

Track down and destroy all the copies of it.

Do an Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and get the knowledge that it exists erased from your memory.

I’m in the military and I think one of our Soldiers may be transgender. I write “think” because I really don’t give a shit because they do their job. I have found most of my fellow Soldiers feel the same way.

Wait. There are people who actually think the 90s version is better?

Then what would keep his hair from skittering away?

This reminds me of the time my brother was in the ICU, dying of cancer and my dad and his bitch-of-a-trophy wife (my stepmother) finally deigned to visit him. My stepmother was dressed impeccably.

Agreed, except he needs to stop with the hats.

One day I will google and find out who Shawn Mendes is. Not today, but one day.