Hmm. I have never been to one of those movie-type bachelorette parties. My friends and family have all been pretty laid back. My own party was dinner and beers at a pub.

Would buy to burn down.

I guess I’m too Northern Canadian because for me that’s just a short drive to a major city. Only a few hours from freaking Vegas?

Shit, I will tell anyone about my colonoscopy. It’s squeaky clean in there and I saw the video to prove it.

LOL. Yes, in the wild I would totally have my perineum cut with NO PAIN MEDS and then have some vacuum shoved in there and also I would totally have major abdominal surgery. It’s just natural.

EXACTLY

Call me when the laser takes it clean off, bud. Now THAT would be a story.

My friends and family have all been getting snipped recently and I love the dudes and their dramatic stories. I shoved a human out my vag and had another yanked out of my sliced open uterus, but please do go on about your excruciating in-office procedure.

My brother’s was “snipped” with lasers. I did enjoy his story…

Technically we’ve done camping trips on weekends too, but I don’t really count those as a proper holiday. It’s too much work to be a break when you only go for two nights. The trailer does not load or clean itself. :P

You are glad you were here before the fires. We drove to Vancouver a couple weeks ago and it was a…

I feel like I shouldn’t answer because my recovery was a breeze. Didn’t even really need painkillers after the first day. Which is good because my body rebels against all of them. The lack of antibiotics move sucks. Wtf, doc?

Hope you are feeling better soon!

It just occurred to me that I know nothing about Delaware, aside from the fact that it exists.

Yeah, those things in the east are hills. You will love the big mountains! I have driven through the ice fields in the Alberta rockies a kabillion times and they never fail to amaze me.

Rain, thank goodness. Makes a nice change from the rampant wildfires.

God, I hate moving. Last time I kept a binder of box inventory. That was helpful. Also get rid of as much as you can. It sucks to open a box and be like “Why did I pack this?”. I have ten of those boxes in my storage room. We have been here three years.

Holiday are so close I can taste them. I’m so over lesson planning. We are taking a week to go to Quebec for my mum’s 60th birthday party and then two weeks in Newfoundland. That will be our first family holiday that doesn’t involve other people or weddings or whatever. Going to L’Anse Aux Meadows to see the Viking…

I get that, but then you may as well eat! You’re fucked anyways at that point as far as stomach pain goes.

I had a stomach issue with similar symptoms and I did get very thin because I avoided eating. So to me I can see how that can be a thing. Like I couldn’t even eat plain brown rice without pain. That said, alcohol is not a good idea and will cause more pain than the food. Was his DUI for booze or drugs? I just can’t…

I’m sure of it. We all knew there was something wrong there.

No. You do have to wait until it is actually dark, which around here means midnight movies, but I like outdoor movie watching. Booze, snacks, a nice breeze perhaps.

That said, the movie theatre here is awful.

Oh, I know. My babysitter used to dress me up and do my hair all the time. She had to perm hers. Mine was all natural. Plus spray for enhancement.