Monday-morning-I-have-the-flu-and-didn’t-fall-asleep-until-5-am me is really feeling your rage right now.

Yes, Luke Evans was my favourite part, followed closely by Audra just because I love her and would listen to her sing all damn day. I came home singing the Gaston tune. My husband is all “why are you singing about antlers?”.

For me it really started when the Lion King came and my Disney Adventures magazine arrived. I think I was in grade 6.

Yeah, but JTT.

I’m a healthy person. Where are my five kids? Sigh.

My husband is scared of them, but these electric ones are really hard to blow up. I’m an idiot and I haven’t managed to scald myself or anything. I use a long wooden spoon to release the pressure so I won’t touch any steam. And then it stays locked until it’s safe to open. Very fool proof.

I’m five years out from my last baby and I got to spend all night sitting around frying chicken while my kids were in another room playing lego. You will cook all the things again! But damn, that pot is useful either way. Makes amazing baked beans. That’s been my favourite thing so far. But I use it just to make rice…

I am on the instant pot bandwagon. I love that thing.

Sushi is geographically closer to Chinese. You are on the right track.

I have a theory that everyone is tired. They are fakers with good makeup.

Always maintain your sense of humour. Keep doing nice things for each other. I try to make a thing of doing something to make my husband’s day a little easier every single day. Just small things. Or things I hate like shovelling. Fuck snow. But I digress.

It irked me that the reason we knew the one guy was gay was that he liked wearing a dress.

I mean I’m married to a guy I’ve known my whole life and we started dating in our teens. My brother married the woman he’s been with since 16. But I think we are exceptions. And also my parents didn’t give a crap about our…

Nooooommmm. I have been eating so much terrible stud this week. Had to make pumpkin pi pie on the 14th. Then I made an apple cake last night. Now I’m making fried chicken. Why am I doing that?

Could totally go for some pound cake.

Right away, every time. I think it all rests on whether or not you will want everyone to know if you lose it. Personally I required the support from friends and family. Definitely a choice that you need to make for yourself.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!

Some things:

1. I went to see Beauty and the Beast. I was kind of forced. It was okay. I guess the big gay moment was Le Fou briefly dancing with another man who apparently liked to dress like a woman. K. Oh. Spoiler alert.

2. I have this neighbour who is super invested in her 16 year old daughter’s relationship. Like…

Nah, she’ll die during VBA5C. Because a section or two or ten won’t stop her from having kids.

That was my plan, but it turns out I can’t. And I’ll never understand why I - a decent person who wants to keep the planet healthy so that humans can continue to live on it - have been shut down, but these yahoos can just keep churning them out. And one of my kids is determined to never have kids. I know she’s young,…

Yeah, this generation has proven to be fit. But I’m pretty sure that one day they are going to kill us all. So the fitness isn’t long term.

I don’t understand why these people are so fertile. Evolution is going to get all effed up.

Kirkland Signature ibuprofen works just as well. Maybe I’ll colour the bottle purple so I know it’s for me.