I’m not so sure because there’s no way in hell I’d ever take my kid into the jungle gym one.

This might be the worst idea that anyone has ever had in the history of time.

God, my husband is such a stereotype. He’s so obsessed with chopping wood that he became an engineer and now he designs and builds machines that chop wood. I’d never really thought of his job that way before. He’s just taking wood chopping to the max.

Now I get to laugh at him for this via text. Satisfying.

I mean...this is a given for every night that their dad is away. Ha.

Excerpts from our Women in Science book? That usually leads to googling someone we’ve not heard of before.

Just feels weird because they are future women.

Right now they are watching The Avengers while I drink tea. This seems okay.

Dude, I can just drive down the road and scoop them out of the lake! I can probably afford leeches AND an IPhone.

I’m just not sure how to participate in this thing. I have no husband around. I’m alone with my two kids. I can opt out of teaching them for the day I guess. I can’t opt of caring for them. :P They can pour their own cereal. I could not clean, but then I’d just be cleaning more the next day. We are eating leftovers…

Well that is one messed up system. Solid reminder of why I’m staying put in Canada despite all the work for my husband down south. Very sorry that happened to you both. :(

Imagine how many leeches you could get for the cost of an iPhone.

Holy shitballs. Was he able to sue for the rest? I don’t know how any of that works.

God, it’s just one example of the many luxuries you can give up. There are so many others to choose from - food, clothing, electricity. Do you really need a roof over your head? PRIORITIES.

Also I totally saw him getting it on with Michonne last night.

I can’t believe the lack of shame. Real names and everything. Wtf.

Always difficult being a lady and having to strike that fine fashion balance between “oppressed” and “slutty slutbag”. Better luck next time, Emma.

Order in for the kids, hand them the Netflix remote, try to get in a long bath. I have timed my illness this week with the return of the husband, so I get to have that bath! Yay! Hope you get better quickly!

omg.

Woot!

I made a chicken pot pie this week. I like regular crust with mine. My kids were being picky and my husband was away, so I ate the whole thing myself. :D

This week I almost killed a man who called my daughter a “stupid little kid”. His toddler had climbed into the McDs play structure and wouldn’t come back down and asked my kid to get his daughter down and she couldn’t because she couldn’t speak and I even explained to him that she couldn’t speak and then he did that.

A…

So this one time we got a brochure from a church in the mail and there was a cartoon pic of a guy being crushed under the weight of his sins. One of the rocks said “porns” on it and we laughed so hard about that. Crushed by the weight of his porns.

Did not know this is a thing that actually happens. Not so funny…