THIS GUY. What random Breitbart article did he read that lead him to think this happened? Ahhhh.

A penguin or a lonely scientist. Options!

Yeah, in my area it’s divided between religious folks (although I haven’t yet encountered anyone that isn’t totally accepting of our atheism), and people with special needs kids who couldn’t get supports in school. I fall into the latter category. I wouldn’t say my daughter has a “behavioural problem”, but she has a…

Neither did I! Never say never, apparently.

What happened when you found out it was all bogus? Or did you always know?

So lame. Missing out on all the fun times of evolution. Now they’ve found fossils that are at least 3.8 billion years old. How cool is that? Depriving kids of that knowledge is just straight up cruel.

The only good thing about this is now all the homeschooled kids will be atheists and people will stop assuming that my children are uber-religious whackadoos. I feel like the benefits of secular public school probably outweigh this teensy personal benefit to me though. I’m leaning that way, anyways.

Wait - do most people wear pants when they eat baguette? Have I been doing it wrong?

Oh, I know. I have been. But I’m just saying - this isn’t just something happening in the middle of nowhere.

:( Mine technically lives here, but he travels so much that he’s only here a quarter of the time. It’s bogus. I always figured when the kids left home I’d just join him on his work trips and we’d have so much fun. But apparently I can’t bank on that.

This is not very small town though. Halifax is the capital of Nova Scotia. But yeah, nothing really surprises anymore. :(

Yeah, my husband is coming home from a long work trip tonight. I miss him even more right now. He’s such a good person. And I don’t want to ever leave him and I know one day one of us will have to leave the other and that is crushing me now.

I can’t do anything about that so instead I will shovel the driveway so he…

I looooove all the insects. Would totally keep a pet cockroach, but my husband said no to a tarantula so I’m guessing the roach is out too. Lame. Although he’s been away a lot lately. Would he even notice? Probably not. I could just keep it in my closet when he’s home.

All Easter Bunny costumes are terrifying. I can’t believe this is such a popular thing. They always have one at the mall now and every time I see a pic it legit looks like the bunny is about to devour the kids. My own children won’t go near it.

I’m only a 34 year old mom, but I would totally carry him around in my pocket so I always had somebody there to cheer me up.

Throwing up the Bat signal probably couldn’t hurt either.

Apparently having a particular sort of accent = effeminate. Confused.

PEROGIES AT THE UKRAINIAN CHURCH.

I have maybe done some of this sort of thing.

I made them at my house. Are you saying that they aren’t really religious? Do I need to have the flour blessed? Going to have to plan ahead for that next year.

As an atheist, I have no idea why I eat religious pancakes. It’s really just an excuse to eat pancakes. I topped mine with strawberry sauce, maple syrup, and whipped cream.

I feel like watching this would ruin my enjoyment of my religious pancake dinner.