Yeah, this is awesome. New life goal - find something good to do that will make some asshole say the same thing about me.

I like this. Shows how much my kids benefit from public school, even though they are homeschooled. Goddam, I’m glad not everyone homeschools.

Canada, but I loved my public school experience. I had amazing teachers. I was a total social outcast most of the time, but the teachers made it bearable. The high school music program saved my life. I don’t think that’s an exaggeration. It also gave me my husband.

My dad likes to tell the story of the time early in their marriage when my mum packed his lunch for work and then he complained about the sandwich. She never made him lunch again. They were married for over 20 years.

I turned it off and went to bed. Baaad episode.

Hmm. I’m in a “traditionally” set up marriage, and my husband makes me waffles on the weekend. Spend all the money = pay the bills on time and keep the fridge stocked and the kids clothed and the retirement funds managed.

The lady has no shame. If that’s what it took to get me confirmed, I’d be too embarrassed to accept the job.

Yes, they have their uses. My mum and stepdad keep one at their acreage for work purposes.

I HATE them. I live in the sort of place where everybody has them and kids get their own in kindergarten and I just can’t bring myself to get on board. So many accidents. There was one a couple years ago here where little girl was out with her dad and his flipped and killed him. She then had to get out of the bush and…

Nothing, but I might have the game on in the background while I make my shopping list and clean up a bit.

This is not a thing in my house.

omg my thoughts are with you. You will not enjoy the next 24 hours. Not at all.

It’s a long way off here still, but I have to stain my fence. It’s getting embarrassing. And I want to plant a few trees in the yard, but I say that every year. Never seems to happen.

Found this...

I juuuuust texted my husband with a “well, time to see what they fucked up today”.

People with epilepsy? Shit. Banned.

The Canadian groundhogs say early spring. But it’s possible the long winter to an American feels like early spring to a Canadian.

Okay, this is pure genius.

I keep signs and sign making equipment in my trunk for convenience.

You need my fancy pillow. It’s got a ten year warranty. Does not change. omg I love my pillow.

It’s better for my mental health if I just accept that feces are everywhere and move on with my life.