Oh, I’m nowhere near it. Just my brother lives there. I’m up north ten hours.

All the people with no guns live in the places that will get hit, so the guns are all going to survive. It will be a northern arms race. The prospect is terrifying, especially considering that the gang people up here are the ones with the best guns.

Oh well. I’m at least equipped to shoot myself. Silver linings.

Yeah, everyone else in my family is in and around major cities. But then who wants to live in post-apocalyptic times? I don’t have enough guns for that. Also I am useless. So my husband cannot get nuked on a work trip. He just can’t.

Loooool. A big standing O from the people he brought with him to cheer. Brilliant.

He will claim that they are “paying it back” via his supreme re-negotiation of NAFTA. That’s what will happen. Even if the difference never amounts to anything close to that dollar value in any of our lifetimes, that’s what he will say and the Trumpkins will eat it up.

omg no I am counting on targets being hit here. I didn’t account for a random nuking of my house when I made my plans.

So I checked on that website with the nuke damage and I think I’m pretty safe, unless they specifically aim for my town. That would be weird. But if the nukes start flying, I should have plenty of time to get out to the boonies.

I do not know whether this is good or bad. My little bro claims he is glad to live in…

I swear I’m not looking for a fight here, but it is rather odd that it is legal to smack your kids on the butt but not legal to punch a Nazi in the face. What is that even?

I’m ever hopeful that we will remain norovirus free. Last time I had that shit (literal), I ended up in the hospital. My crotch fruits do not go to school, so that has helped. We did do a field trip to a school for a science presentation and some kid was spewing and then I stopped at a stranger’s house to pick up some…

This would be a major timesaver, tbh.

So this is freedom then? Interesting. They do say it isn’t free. I didn’t realize they were talking about literal cash dollars.

Unfortunately I think mankind needs a lot more than just a rock with a sharp bit on it, which is all I ever managed to accomplish.

No lie. I still have a scar from my material culture class.

If early mankind had hinged on my being able to create an obsidian tool, none of us would be here. Which might not be such a bad thing.

I guess it’s too much to ask that elected officials be generally nice human beings with a shred of decency.

So basically I just shouldn’t even bother putting my tiny violin away. I need to find it too often these days.

Quick, let’s hop on this public bus to get back to mom’s house! Down with government!

Lame.

My ultra conservative friend tried to pin the anarchists on the left. No. Not ours.

Oh, it definitely was. Check out his business page. It’s all democrat, all the time.

I want to get married again just so I can hire Mr. Shirmohammadi to do the photography. Maybe he would just do some regal family portraits. Name your price, Abbas!

Since I couldn’t stop laughing, I googled the photographer and sent him an email thanking him for the laughs. I notice he is big fan of taking pics of Democrats. SHOCK. Amazing. American hero status.

OMG LOL LOL LOL LOL
This has made my day.