I don’t know about anyone else, but my march had a diverse crowd of all sizes and was 25% male. Very hard to find the humour in the joke.

It’s fun how he thinks Mississippi is a bubble. My husband is down there every couple of weeks overseeing a huge multimillion dollar project that’s bringing jobs to his state. But you know, we’re just chopped liver. What an asshole. I will contribute money to his opponent’s campaign come election time.

Accurate. Currently I have one sociopath and one in the golden years.

I noticed that about another unfavourable petition the other day. Have they tampered with the petitions too?

It’s such a stupid fucking name too. He is the absolute worst at naming things. It’s what I hate about the white house website now. It’s all stupid shitty names for things instead of just regular issues.

Yeah, that’s why I’m having such a hard time finding it. Not even visible to the naked eye.

Sorry. Typo. “Billionaire”.

Aaaaaah. Indeed.

Life is just so hard when you’re a billionaire in charge of the most powerful country on earth. I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

This is very useful stuff and your column is most welcome in my life and omg your lips, woman. YOUR LIPS. I covet.

Alternative facts is just killing me. I have to make sure my kids don’t find out about this. Soon I’ll be hearing a bunch of alternative facts about the state of cleanliness in their rooms.

Ouch. Give your ta-tas a gentle hug from me. I don’t mean that in a creepy way. Just...the poor dears. That full to beyond bursting thing is horrid. You sure have a lot on your plate. :/

That has got to be the best place to meet a solid dude.

Yeah, weekend away. This year I’m going to Ottawa to see my mum and sister - alone! That means I can have wine on the plane.

I’m checking in on you and hoping you are here. The marches today were good for my soul and I hope they were good for yours. E-hugs to you.

We had these two little girls (maybe 6-7) in unicorn costumes holding a sign that said “you may say I’m a dreamer”. It was the most adorable thing.

Re-sharing my pic. No shame. I was so happy to involve my daughter. I know she’ll look back one day and say that she was there, if only at our much smaller local march. She chanted, she cheered and my favourite - she hissed. Lol. There were so many people at our event from all walks of life. Men, women, children. A…

My little Canadian marcher. We had no pink pussy hats, but I think Gryffindor is a fair substitute. She did not understand the pussy theme, but she approved and wore clothes all covered with cats all day. She will be extra excited when she sees the penguins marched as well.

I think THIS is that movement like nobody’s ever seen, Donny.

Please, please make that phone call. I remember being in those shoes. I am so very glad I stopped myself. Things are shitty, the problems are big, but the problems can be fixed. The last thing the world needs is you to be out of it. Please stay.