Just imagine being so rich that when someone asks you if you donated 200 million dollars you’re all “Idk maybe”.

This is true. See also: my 5 lb rat dog.

Right? They are literally in my backyard. Per Canadian law, I’m not allowed to shoot them there. It would have to be a very urgent situation. And that doesn’t come up because they just wander on through when they don’t find anything to eat. Wtf?

So truth time - there are probably guns in the vicinity of the schools of Churchill, Manitoba for dealing with the fucking polar bears, but I live a normal style bear-ish place and we do not need to fucking shoot grizzlies at school.

This woman makes me so fucking angry. She’s dumb as post. She probably should have…

THIS WOMAN IS TERRIBLE

I am not opposed to building hobbit-style housing, if that patches things up.

You have to help construct the bunker. That’s the deal.

That’s just good multitasking.

My husband and I are shopping for acreage to put our trailer on and eventually build on and you know it’s mostly for the extra space for our hobbies.

But also this. And I am not even American.

It did perhaps only include 2000 of her own words though.

The voice blows me away. She does a great job.

Not his fault. He works all over North America. This week he’s going to be in Saskatchewan and Arizona. I think I’d rather be at home not watching The Crown. And it’s not like he’d be really mad if I watched it. We just like to have a series going that we watch together when he’s here. :)

Is that just starting tonight? I meant to PVR the series and it totally slipped my mind.

Do not have access to the HBO. I will be continuing my viewing of The Crown instead. No, I haven’t seen them all. I am only allowed to watch when my husband is home.

Enjoy your pope show and such. I will enjoy The Crown and whatever the devil comes out of my instant pot.

Yeah, where I live that’s not a thing that can happen. There are not enough doctors for everyone so they don’t let you switch. It’s lame. Price of living in the north. I’m not so concerned about the fertility problems anymore. I have two kids. They are getting older and I’m not going to have a baby now. I’m pissed…

Some people don’t want kids, but they can usually understand when someone else has a sick kid. It’s this little thing called empathy. Most people are equipped with it.

I think it just gets worse until my name pops up on the laparoscopy waitlist. I’m told that wait is usually a year and a half where I live. Siiiigh.

I would pretty much pay anything to keep my Potsy cat alive. Those people are the ones with the problem. I’m so sorry about your kitty. :(

I have no job, but I’m 34, married, two kids, homeowner, investments, retirement savings, no fucking clue about life or being a grownup. Totally winging it.

I’m drinking no booze right now. But next month we are doing a weekend away with the inlaws, soooo...