I do everything at home with the exception of my dance classes. Gyms freak me out. I have a membership with beachbody (omg) and can stream every single workout program. It’s pretty awesome.

I’m on ovulation bleeding because of probable endometriosis on my right ovary. Let’s just say that things aren’t fun.

God, the winter. We’ve had a few spells in the -30s now. My puppy doesn’t give a crap. My two lady cats don’t care because they just want to sleep all day anyways. My tiny doggy has to be forced out for 30 seconds at a time to pee. My boy cat...omg. He’s driving me nuts. He’s my outdoor cat and assumes that I control…

I’m finally reading the final Millenium book (Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest). Should be done soon. I’m reading like a demon. Must read responses to find something to read next!

Best of luck with your IUI!!!

Oh, I did. I almost always bring stuff with me. I just really like that popcorn.

Rogue One. Finally. Didn’t manage to get out to see it in December.

“Taco salad”. I don’t know if it’s really taco salad because there’s no spice or tomatoes. But there’s avocado and sour cream and cheese and tons of cilantro. Good enough?

Two weeks of proper eating and daily exercise. That’s right - I made resolutions. If I make it past the end of February, it’s a real life change. Tonight I go to movie theatre and DON’T have popcorn. dun dun dun.

Our local hospital won’t let you NOT have the baby with you. And mum and dad and baby have matching hospital bracelets as identifiers. You’d have a really hard time getting a baby out of there. Thanks goodness. This is just a messed up situation all around.

This is the only truly ethical choice. Like when I was vegetarian and I discovered that I was eating pepperoni pizza. I just kept on eating it. I’ll say that was a morals thing, but actually it was just damn tasty.

pfft. I don’t know how else I’m supposed to know about recalled salt lamps. This is vital information.

This is just dumb anyways. Leftover fish should always be eaten cold in a sandwich. Microwaving is a waste of glorious leftover fish, no matter where you are.

Yup. Here’s me with every symptom in the book going on for years now, repeat pregnancy loss, history of endo in my family, known uterine abnormality and this is the response:

“Have you tried taking painkillers?”
“Do you know how many patients I have who *think* they have endometriosis?”
“You are probably just too…

omg I worked an office job at peak Atkins time and they were all microwaving tuna with mayo and it smelled like dog food all the time. Tuna should never go in a microwave.

Yup. I’m 100% confident I have endometriosis and I can’t even get a doctor to pay attention.

8-9 days is normal for me for the past 20 years. Lol. Minus some pregnancies.

8-9 days is normal for me for the past 20 years. Lol. Minus some pregnancies.

The acceptable level of spanking to me is none and I think people just get defensive about it because they were spanked. You don’t need to spank. It’s not necessary. Your parents aren’t terrible people for doing it, but we know it’s ineffective and damaging now so let’s just not.

I’m not going to respond to comments.…

This is true. It doesn’t make for pretty food.

Are you suggesting this shakes won’t give me a buttocks that shiny and smooth? Sad.