My house is bursting with Star Wars right now. There are small Jedi running about with lightsabers. There’s a lot of screaming. And my baby is five years old. Aaaaahhh. How did that happen?

I shared tequila with Gilbert 16 years ago. Goddam I need to find that picture. We were at a Mexican restaurant in Toronto and he was wearing the decor that he stole off the walls.

Is anyone else completely incapable of lying? I can’t. I do the Santa thing but if my kids ever directly ask I won’t lie. The truth will just pour out. This is why my kids knew about where babies come from at a reeeeeally young age.

Omg she just shared something from “truthfeed”. Apparently some guy that predicted all the winners since 1996 says Trump will win.

She’s the only one on my list so it’s more of an entertainment than a bother. Like, gee I wonder what Killary is up to now? Sometimes I wonder if she hides my stuff though.

I have this old high school acquaintance who is a Trumpkin. Her entire Facebook page is just her liking Breitbart things. And I’m supposed to be shocked and start questioning things I guess.

That’s good spin.

I was once pregnant with a third kid who would have been a total accident (thanks BEER), and I kind of thought it was hilarious until I miscarried. My brother was an accident. My younger cousin was an accident. We all know these things. Nobody seems damaged by this knowledge. I think it’s a bigger insult to be the…

I mean technically my baby was ripped from the womb at 9 months also. I never went into labour. She was just hauled right out against her will. So she wouldn’t die. Terrible. Just terrible.

I think it’s “le asshole”.

I’m so sorry for the loss of your boys.

I don’t have words for how angry this made me. I hate him. Pure, unadulterated hate.

Have never been black on deadspin. Just Jez.

I hate Tim’s coffee, but now is not the time to be speaking ill of the Hip.

I homeschool my kids and we had a sort of snow day on Friday. They were outside for six hours. We did squeeze in a couple hours of school and a hot chocolate break with the neighbours. Hot chocolate breaks are my jam. But that’s one of the best things about homeschooling because the schools here never close for snow.…

I took that picture yesterday unfortunately. We mostly wear Sorels up here. I have Kamiks right now due to a boot emergency mid season. They are decent, but I like the Sorels better. I had these Merrell ones that I really liked because they were super light, but the zippers fell apart on them (that was the emergency).…

It is nice to look at. But yes, melt is inevitable. And I haaaate the melt. It’s been keeping the kids and dogs busy though.

The husband is always happier when he returns to this side of the border. And that is largely because of this sort of thing.

That’s my view out the side windows. But you can see the mountains from out on the deck. And sometimes the northern lights. It’s generally very pretty up here. :) And I do like my neighbours. That always helps when they are so close.

oh dear.