Yeah, none of that stuff is really mine behind the fence. But the green space is permanent, so it’s kind of like it’s ours. Nobody else goes back there anyways. I pretend that’s my acreage. :P

In honour of PP, here’s the beautiful non-protestors outside our local hospital. Rock on, ladies.

I don’t know what’s sadder - drinking enough to have that many corks for display or buying corks to make it look like you do.

Yup. That’s when the “revolution” truly begins.

If his tests are positive, it was rigged. Duh.

He’s a walking retort of “I’m rubber, you’re glue”.

Yeah, I had the 24 hour thing too. The tech gave me her cell number and I didn’t understand why. Apparently lots of her patients have to pull them out early. I wasn’t too bothered by it fortunately. Kind of hard to sleep. Got a little annoyed when they were running behind at the hospital. I ended up with 27 hour…

This happened to a friend of mine. Uterine prolapse is no joke.

I think that’s worth a high five.

Also not a doctor and not that gross, but it just kind of blew my mind - I had to get this esophageal motility and acid test done. So I had a tubes shoved up and down my throat via my nose. Before they start the tech covers me with a hairdressing type gown “for the vomit”. I did not barf. She told me I was her first…

My 20 week ultrasound with my first daughter the doc is all “Do you want to know the sex? Yes? Let’s see...is it a hot dog or a hamburger? Looks like a hamburger! It’s a girl!”

Omg. That looks like it’s been involved in some gruesome murder.

Part of me wants to and the other party doesn’t want to encourage this nonsense. I’ll just have to look at it one day.

Oh yes. The entire house is full of that crap.

Twist offs are good though. I don’t drink shitty wine and my wine is almost always twist off. My dad is in the wine business and they’ve done twist off for years because they’ve found it produces superior product compared to cork.

They probably should drink it from a box at the rate they drink it. Or one of those giant jugs from the cheap shelf at the liquor store.

I’m calling it now. There will be one of these in my BIL’s house within a year. Can’t decide if this is better or worse than the giant vase of corks they already have on display.

Oh, that is simply amazing.

Perfectly expresses my feelings and bonus points for IT Crowd gif. 12/10.

Whaaaaaat. This is the most have I have been unable to even. Can’t. EVEN.