LOL

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I had this theory that The Onion was a prophecy from some god like creature, and now I’m convinced it’s true. HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE?

I had one white hair once. But at 34 my hair pretty much looks the same as it did in high school. My 33 year old husband on the other hand...he’s covered in white hair. I don’t really mind a sprinkling of white and grey, but I do live in fear of going grey like my dad did. He got this big white patch on the top of his…

Sweet baby Jesus.

This is the second hardest pass ever, and second only to Trump in his own body.

I’m im BC, yes. The wine thing is new and has strict rules. Only BC VQA wines are allowed. But there are so many great BC wines that I don’t mind.

We have one here that’s really good and recently got a wine section (this is very new in my province), so I was all excited for one stop shopping. Off I went for my Thanksgiving shopping trip and they don’t have whole pecans. Just pecan pieces. What. Now I have to remember that I can’t go there when I need whole…

I’m not sure that comparing him to an animal that lives with a “harem” of lady gorillas is a good thing at this point. For several reasons. The first of which is that I’m now going to vomit.

That was my husband’s theory also.

It was worse this time. Worse! I had to pause the debate during dinner because I’d start cracking up at every sniff.

Apple crumble and pumpkin. There are only three adults and two young children, so I can accommodate a couple of stragglers if need be.

That would ruin my Thanksgiving plans. That absolutely cannot happen. I have all this food and wine ready. I made pies. I demand a debate.

Yeah, no. It’s more like “I’m rich and famous so I can just grab ladies by the “pussy” when I feel like it”.

Yay, he’s a terrible human like me and people love him so I must be awesome! I should be even more terrible because it’s okay now!

I’m confused by the dudes who say this normal because my husband was yelling at the tv last night that “NO! We DON’T talk like that!”. He’s very upset, but I’ve been told by Internet randoms that this means he’s actually a girl or something and I’m supposed to be offended by that.

Hahahahahahaha.

I just watched it now and holy crap - amazing. He’s amazing. I could just listen to him all day.

Mine don’t like the mushrooms either. I just pulled out chicken for them and they were happy. More mushrooms for me! :D

We always do Sunday so we can sleep in the next day. Or sleep in as much as the kids and pets allow! Leftover pie for breakfast. Nom.