Oh, that's fine. I'm more referring to the people who wouldn't give it the time of day without even beginning to read it.

I don’t care what the trend is, I like a white kitchen. Mine has a darker wood island, but everything else is light and I find it so cheerful. And I gotta say - the dark wood on the island and floor shows dust and cat hair much worse than the white cabinets do.

One time I had to get tested for a UTI and they couldn't use my sample because it was too dilute and the doctor high fived me for being so well hydrated.

What the...it's a carbonated beverage. The ads are both insulting and nonsensical. Or maybe I'm just supposed to feel bad about myself and crave sugar and drink a Sprite? I don't get it.

I guess I’m a noob Potter fan, but I was just kind of happy to find out what the characters are up to. When I’m into a book, I pretty much want to keep finding out everything until everybody dies. I am never satisfied.

I have nothing against Pokemon Go. I mean the vampire teens in my neighbourhood have colour in their cheeks now. But 5 am what is that.

Seriously, my husband is awake for work at 4.30am. That’s like negative a half hour of sleep a night. Did I math right? I don’t even work and I’m up at 7 because apparently my aged body has reset its internal alarm.

Hate...mint...???? Well, I never.

Yeah, I'm thinking the all-inclusive is not for me. I liked the pool. I liked the mojitos. I liked my moonlit walks on the beach. But I imagine there are other ways to go in pools and drink mojitos and walk on beaches.

Oh, I can smell the paper. Our table was always covered in patterns and fabric. I wish I had skills so I could sew too.

I’m glad somebody is balancing out the universe. There were 1.5 others before, so I'm not totally slacking.

‘82. The in-betweeners.

Why are the wasting their time on sangria when there are mojitos to be consumed? Idiots.

It's very cheap and easy from Canada. :P We paid 2000 dollars for our trip for two.

I could watch this all day.

I found the entire trip conflicting because on the one hand I’m there paying money which means jobs and I’m tipping people like crazy, but on the other it sets up this weird servant-y vibe and when we on the bus my fellow passengers were like people taking pictures at the zoo.

I can't imagine driving around flaunting my wealth in a place with that level of poverty. I felt like an idiot being on the air conditioned bus going to our hotel. :/

I guess I'm on the cusp of x and millennial, but I am seriously pulling those averages down. That said, this does not mean I'm forgoing the sexy times. I just stick to the one dude.

Too busy getting shot at I suppose.

This calls for a re-share of this picture. My BIL loves a gag gift.