You guys, they aren’t racists and bigots. They just say and do racist and bigoted things. Don't define them by their words and actions.

That is weeeeird and would not happen where I live. Wtf?

The power of the potato got me through it! :D One more performance tomorrow and then we are on summer break. Bonus: my girls were beyond adorable in their tap rendition of Good Ship Lollipop. Ha.

It's recital weekend and I haven't had a panic attack yet. But I also haven't performed yet. Just watched my kids. I'm on in a few hours.

It has a natural spf of 7.

Oh, I know. Most of my family is English. Totally going through the grieving process. I have an aunt in a wee village in Devon who is an immigrant and she’s feeling unwelcome even though she’s been there for thirty years. I should have applied for my citizenship earlier. I could have voted. :/

It’s so horribly true. The other day I’m just waiting for my kid to get out of Sparks and all the other moms were standing around talking about how sunscreen is the devil and they only put coconut oil on their kids. Wtf. About the only plus side is I was never side eyed or criticized for breastfeeding in public. Now…

Oh, I am aware. I’ve traveled the UK pretty extensively. The west coast of Scotland feels like home though. My dad’s family is from there, but I’m a generation too far removed to claim rights to live there based on that side. My mum is from Swindon. Somehow it just does not feel like home. :P

I like to constantly remind my small children that Africa is not a country. Sometimes just out the blue. Hey, kids! Africa is a continent. Remember that.

If Foxy ever gets lost, life as I know it is over.

I’m not sure I’d be allowed to stay after the fact. I can apply for UK citizenship and then move. But this was sort of like my retirement plan. Husband doesn't want go yet.

I’m bummed because if Scotland leaves the UK, my UK right of abode will be useless in Scotland and that is the bit I wanted to live in.

That one is just haunting me. The pics of that kid. It went on so long. :(

So my husband is a proper Viking with a proper large Viking frame. How fucking wide would his jacket have to be to partake in this look? Not sure he’d make it through the French doors tbh.

In-fucking-deed. These teachers are all halfwits. Pot meet kettle.

Teachers who are too fucking stupid to know not to do this sort of thing are in NO position to criticize the intelligence of their students.

Aaaaaahhhh. Why would you feed one of those things?? They look like actual monsters.

I know there are gators in Florida. But probably like many northern Canadians I didn’t think they were at Disney World. I mean I don’t expect everyone that comes to my neighbourhood from foreign countries to just know that there are moose and bears that can kill you. That’s why there are signs everywhere. And we are…

I find the bathroom thing bothers me less after a few mojitos.

This is the news I needed on this sucky day. Thank you.