I mean, sure, but that seems like Allure flunked a test they hadn’t been told about. If someone tells me that they are fine being called Nicky and also Nicole, I wouldn’t find it to be a particularly fair criticism that I took them at their word in picking one of those options.

Lol I read that first post like:

This is confusing. Halsey wants both pronouns at the same time? The backslash typically indicates “or” so if it’s she/they (ie she or they), what’s the issue?

Their point was dumb so I pointed that out. Also not a crime.

Governor Fuckinson: “I’m all about the unconstitutional legislation! Oh yeah, it’s important to govern with my Bible and my unshakeable faith that teenage girls should totally have to bear their uncles’ babies because God would want it that way! None of this Constitution crap. What? I’m unfit for what?”

Oh for fuck’s sake. Nails don’t hurt or cause permanent damage or make you literally imobile.

I’ve had long tacky overdone nails (both natural and acrylic) since I can remember and I’m far from a lady of leisure. I type for a living, play a bunch of different sports (including bowling which seems unbelievable but it is facts), text faster than anyone I know, insert and remove my contacts with ease, and do…

No mention of a black monolith with a dimension ratio of 1:4:9 in the neighbourhood while this was going on?

The researchers were able to observe the attacks from about 100 feet away, and they describe them in detail in their new report.

Clearly, the only solution is for the CIA to arm and train the gorillas.

... “advantages of a larger group, like hyenas when they occasionally kill lions”

I hope Momma Gorrilla took out a few of them asshole Chimps. 

They look like bassoon reeds

It should also result in the disbarment of the attorney that filed it.

If these people are actually doctors shouldn’t this lawsuit be used to effectively challenge license to practice medicine. If states can remove Giuliani’s license to practice law for peddling this shit in the courts...

This kind of nonsense is great when your submitting it to a court. It allows the judge to simply toss out the lawsuit due to it not to conforming to normal law standards. 

Condoms are masks for a particular form of sneezing.

We really need to bring back men in white jackets who carry large nets.

Can these psychopaths be committed to a mental health facility, permanently, already?

I fucked a demon. It was okay.