I mean, sure, but that seems like Allure flunked a test they hadn’t been told about. If someone tells me that they are fine being called Nicky and also Nicole, I wouldn’t find it to be a particularly fair criticism that I took them at their word in picking one of those options.

Lol I read that first post like:

This is confusing. Halsey wants both pronouns at the same time? The backslash typically indicates “or” so if it’s she/they (ie she or they), what’s the issue?

Their point was dumb so I pointed that out. Also not a crime.

Governor Fuckinson: “I’m all about the unconstitutional legislation! Oh yeah, it’s important to govern with my Bible and my unshakeable faith that teenage girls should totally have to bear their uncles’ babies because God would want it that way! None of this Constitution crap. What? I’m unfit for what?”

Oh for fuck’s sake. Nails don’t hurt or cause permanent damage or make you literally imobile.

I’ve had long tacky overdone nails (both natural and acrylic) since I can remember and I’m far from a lady of leisure. I type for a living, play a bunch of different sports (including bowling which seems unbelievable but it is facts), text faster than anyone I know, insert and remove my contacts with ease, and do…

They look like bassoon reeds

“Did you apologize to her?”

“Excuse me, Ms. Chambers? The Dora Milaje’s on line two--they want to know when you can come get fitted for your uniform.”

We found a real life Okoye here.

Where do i donate to get this girl new tires?

She tracked it through tips on social media.

**slow clap, building to thunderous applause** Yes ma’am. Only had to do that one time to some slow bus riding fool who hit my granddaughter’s car and jumped out with the dread shaking, crotch grabbing, loud talking foolishness. I did everything I could to snap his limb off his family tree and use it to beat him out…

Love Auntie Vigilante. 

I respect his woman’s gangster, what he wasn’t fixing to do is drive all around town in her Mercedes that she bought.  

Chambers then walked outside and flattened her own tires...ALL 4 of them!

Dude was fuckin’ around and he sure as fuck found out.

“You’re just the dumbest criminal, that’s all. You’re joyriding in my car like nobody was going to see” Had me DYING. 

This story and entire read was an amazing joy ride.  Also, never fuck with Bianca Chambers.  Damn.