“Did you apologize to her?”

“Excuse me, Ms. Chambers? The Dora Milaje’s on line two--they want to know when you can come get fitted for your uniform.”

We found a real life Okoye here.

Yeah I think you have that wrong, she literally dragged his ass out.

That’s what got me too. That and the absolutely stunned look on his face. He’s getting dragged by the hair and his face is like: Oh this? It’s fine.

That expression on his face when he’s being dragged.

So this dude just stole a car and thought he could keep it? While staying in the same neighborhood no less? He’s an awful car thief who apparently has no connections to make that Mercedes disappear, which should’ve netted him a couple grand at least, and instead he just drove around in it like it was his. Until she…

I was praying that no one harms this woman and when I read she slashed her own tires, I started praying for the souls dumb enough to come at this woman.

Where do i donate to get this girl new tires?

Fackin’ superb.

She tracked it through tips on social media.

**slow clap, building to thunderous applause** Yes ma’am. Only had to do that one time to some slow bus riding fool who hit my granddaughter’s car and jumped out with the dread shaking, crotch grabbing, loud talking foolishness. I did everything I could to snap his limb off his family tree and use it to beat him out…

decided that she was not only going to get her car back but she was going to fuck this man’s head all the way up.

Love Auntie Vigilante. 

I respect his woman’s gangster, what he wasn’t fixing to do is drive all around town in her Mercedes that she bought.  

You love to see it. 

Chambers then walked outside and flattened her own tires...ALL 4 of them!

Dude was fuckin’ around and he sure as fuck found out.

“You’re just the dumbest criminal, that’s all. You’re joyriding in my car like nobody was going to see” Had me DYING. 

This story and entire read was an amazing joy ride.  Also, never fuck with Bianca Chambers.  Damn.